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  1. Public Bookmark 68

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    Ilya can’t keep himself from laughing. “I have become very bad at sex, I think, if you are thinking of words to describe forests while we are doing this.”

    “You started it, asshole,” Shane says, petulant even as he pushes his hips back into Ilya’s touch.

    “No. You started it, when you told me last summer you want to be fucked against a tree.”

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    Ilya and Shane come back to the cottage. Ilya has some of last year’s to-dos to take care of.

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    Tree Hugging by nomsy

  2. Public Bookmark 70

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    “Are you ready to order?”

    Hollander smiles at her. It’s not a big smile, but it does something to his face, makes all of him seem soft and warm somehow. “Chicken parmesan, please,” he says.

    “Same for me,” Rozanov says. “I have heard this place makes the best one ever.”

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    An outside look at Shane and Ilya getting chicken parmesan during The Long Game.

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    Chicken Parmesan by nomsy

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    Ilya just stares for a good thirty seconds. Shane’s eyes meet his while he sucks the toy, and he looks nervous but determined, like always when he’s decided that getting over himself and showing off for Ilya will be worth the payoff.

    “What -” Ilya’s voice comes out raspy. “What are you doing?”

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    Or, Ilya teases Shane about a threesome one too many times and then gets jealous of an inanimate object.

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    follow the sparks, i'll drive by nomsy

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    Ilya chuckles. “You don’t know why the team might be scared of you? You cannot think of any reason?”

    “Scared? Of me?” Shane says.

    “Yes. They adore you. But they are terrified.”

    “But – but why? What did I do?”

    Ilya pretends to think. “Hmm. What did you do? Maybe it was the first Stanley Cup. Or the second. Or the third. Or your MVP wins. Or every single fucking game you have ever played in your life. You are Shane fucking Hollander. Did you forget?”

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    Or, five times Shane scares the Centaurs, and one time he (accidentally) terrifies them.

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    A Healthy Dose of Fear by nomsy

  5. Public Bookmark 88

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    “Ilya,” Shane says. Enough is enough. “You know fucking well that we aren’t meant to have sex for another two days.”

    “I know,” Ilya says. “So I have a lot of free time. I wanted to be productive.” He draws the last word out. Shane clenches his hands.

    “Wanted to tidy,” Ilya continues, waving the cloth. “Make things very organised.”

    “You wanted to tidy,” Shane repeats. “Shirtless. In those shorts.”

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    Shane refuses to have sex any earlier than Ilya is cleared to after hurting his ribs. Ilya resorts to desperate measures.

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    Soap by nomsy