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    Shane's first mistake was going to talk to Ilya Rozanov before their game. His second was immediately, stupidly, meeting the eyes of Rozanov’s very much dead mother hovering at his side.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Jimin and Minjeong have never been the closest duo in the band. In fact, they get into the stupidest fights a little too often; the smallest, most insignificant things lead to huge arguments and derail the entirety of practice for the day.
    So when their manager calls a meeting for just the two of them, and tells them not to tell Aeri and Yizhuo about it, they think it’s very strange.
    Even stranger when said manager tells them they need to have sex. With each other. On camera.

    or: amidst a particularly hard period of aespa's career, drummer Yu Jimin and guitarist Kim Minjeong are asked to perform a PR stunt by filming—and fake-leaking—a sex tape in order to save the band from disbandment.

    (inspired by a prompt by vertebraespa on twitter)

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    08 Mar 2026

  3. Rec 75

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    After the incident with Hayden, Shane ends up in Ilya's house.

    Ilya doesn't ask for forgiveness.
    Shane doesn't offer it.

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    01 May 2026

  4. Rec 21

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    Retired knight Shane gets tasked by Rose to go to the forests mountain to collect some magical ingredients for her. She promised him a years supply of free medicated balms, and well, who is he to say no to that?

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Jaw Man flicked his middle finger up at Ilya, who didn’t seem to mind, and gestured towards Shane and Hayden with raised eyebrows. “The f*** are you even doing right now, man.”

    Ilya said briefly, “Orgy.”

    “Uh,” said Shane, “no, that’s not—”

    Ilya grinned at him. It was a mean-edged grin but something about it seemed to suggest that he was joking with Shane, rather than about him. “Oh, he speaks.”

    “We’re not here for an orgy,” Shane said to Jaw Man. “We’re missionaries with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.”

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    05 Jun 2026