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  1. Public Bookmark 70

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    Hi Jane,

    Welcome to The VIP (Very Important Partners) Lounge [Link]. You have received an invitation to this group chat because you belong to a select group of people who have been given repeat access to Ilya Rozanov and his God-given ‘Talent’. 😉

    If you’re like our other members, you must love our Sexy Russian for more than just his body. We all know that Mr. “Russians don’t blush” is secretly a total sweetheart.

    This group was created to make sure that Ilya Rozanov is very well taken care of in and out of bed.

    If you choose to join, you must abide by some rules.

    Rule #1: Absolute Discretion. What is said in the group chat stays in the group chat. Not even Ilya can know about this group.

    Rule #2: No Jealousy allowed. Ilya Rozanov belongs to no one but himself until he says otherwise.

    Rule #3: Do not share any photos or videos taken with Ilya in private.

    We hope to see you soon at The VIP Lounge.

    ❤️Camila (Miami)

    Shane took two things from the message. 1) Whoever sent it had no idea that ‘Jane’ was in fact Shane Hollander and 2) He had somehow gotten himself invited to Ilya Rozanov’s harem.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    "Are you Russian?" Shane turned and said, a little too loud.

    Ilya laughed and lowered his head to the bed. That was a very cute laugh. "What gave me away?" He straightened up and looked at Shane.

    "The accent. I'm sorry, um... It's hot, actually." Fuck, why would he say that?

    "Is okay. Are you gay?" Ilya crossed his arms and looked at Shane with a smirk that went straight to his dick.

    "Uh... I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to ask me that." Shane turned red in an instant. "I didn't mean anything when I said it's hot. I'm sorry." He was messing this up so badly he should just pack and go back home.

    "Stop apologizing. I know I'm hot, yes." Ilya finished making the bed and got closer to Shane, leaning on his desk. "You are hot too. We can tell each other that, since we are both straight." He lowered his head back and winked. Fucking winked. What an asshole.

    "I'm... I'm not—"

    "So, gay?"

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    Freshman year was supposed to be simple: get out of Ottawa, get drunk, get laid. Then Shane met his hot Russian neighbor, who very helpfully announced that he was straight.

    Shane believed him right up until he walked in on Ilya with another man's mouth on his dick.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    "You take her." Shane waits for Rozanov to take Lucie, but when he doesn't do anything, Shane flicks his gaze up to see Rozanov's eyes widen. "What?"

    "You want me to feed her?"

    "Yes. You literally just held her. What's the difference?"

    "I-I don't know what to do."

    Shane passes Lucie over to him, then guides Rozanov's hand to the bottle to keep it up. "You just hold it like that."

    "Then what?"

     

    Or: Shane has a one night stand with a woman during the six months Ilya ghosted him, and he's left with a little girl. Lucie Hollander wraps them both around her little finger and changes the course of their love story.
    (set in the canon universe)

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Right after Shane wins the 2011 Rookie of the Year award, he makes a wild suggestion: Ilya could spend the following day with him.

    They end up doing a few boring activities, like hiking, reading, or getting married.

    What follows is a long-distance, highly secret, frustrating, and completely loving married life, while still being arch-rivals to the rest of the world.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    His gaze drops briefly to the envelope on the counter, his name and address on its worn front.

    Илья Розанов
    502 Richardson St
    Ottawa, ON, K1A 0E4

    "How old are you?" he asks as he glances back up at her.

    The question comes out automatically, like he already knows the answer but needs to hear it anyway.

    "Fourteen."

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    19 Jun 2026