5 Works by ttpd419

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    “I just put her down—what the—?”
    “What the, indeed,” Blaise drawled from where he stood in the shadows of the room.
    Draco walked over to Hermione, placing a kiss on her forehead. “What are you lot up to now?” he asked, eyeing them warily.
    “They all want to be Cassie’s Godmother,” Theo piped up. “You know, some of us didn’t have to fight for the position, but,” he smiled smugly.
    “Really? I wasn’t aware that you were christened Godmother,” Pansy said drily.
    Draco turned his attention to Blaise, who, besides Hermione, he considered the only sane one in the room.
    Blaise shrugged, gesturing to Theo. “Sounds about right. Hermione said, and I quote, ‘let them battle it out, maybe it’ll be therapeutic.’”
    “I’m sorry, I was gone for not even two hours, and you guys started a jeopardy game for claim as our daughter’s Godmother?” 

    In which Pansy, Ginny, and oh? Luna compete against eachother to see who knows Hermione the best in order to become Cassie's (Hermione's daughter's) Godmother.

    Yes, this was inspired by an episode of Barbie.

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    “What are you doing in my bed, Granger?”

    In which Hermione drunkenly stumbles into Draco's bed instead of her own.

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    What if she didn’t want to be a trophy wife? Was it really so bad that she wanted to be a journalist?

    She often found herself wishing that she were a man. Pureblood men didn’t have to go through the ritual that was constantly being passed around like a plaything in order to get married.

     

    Initially Written for Feminine Rage Fest 2026; unfortunately, I was past the deadline, so I'm just posting it like this.

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    Ron stood in the threshold of the room, staring incredulously at the two figures nestled into the sheets comfortably.
    His best friend and mortal enemy were fucking cuddling.

    In which Ron Weasley comes across Hermione and his mortal enemy, Malfoy, together.

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    Hermione blanched in horror, her heart beating rapidly. She considered herself well-equipped for this type of situation; after all, she had suffered countless panic attacks post-war, but she didn’t know what to do with him.

    In which Hermione Granger finds her roommate, Draco Malfoy, having a panic attack.

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