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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    After a few years working part-time as a bartender, Jon’s had his fair share of astounding interactions with patrons.

    The funniest, though, is when some dude pays Jon to make his own girlfriend a drink. 

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    Wherein Jon is not a jealous boy but Sansa is a jealous girl.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    “Would you like to play a game?” - Jon and Sansa. History is, after all, just a repetition of turns in a game for keeps.

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    02 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 20

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    I cannot be the only one who was frustrated by the lack of discussion of the fallout from the locket in Deathly Hallows. So I give you a series of conversations about the locket post-war.

    Ginny Weasley never could keep her mouth shut, which is how the Harry Potter characters end up having a series of long overdue conversations—about things none of them planned to talk about, and a certain Horcrux that left more behind than anyone quite admitted.

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    09 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 29

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    Sansa Stark wanted peace. After a high-profile divorce settlement and a cutthroat PR career in London, she thought a five-bedroom sanctuary in Perthshire was the answer. It had the views, the paddock, and the quiet she needed for Ben and Lachlan.

    What the listing failed to mention was the 21-acre fortress next door, owned by a soot-covered, heavy-metal-blaring, overbearing wanker named Jon Dayne. Between his escape-artist goats, his lawn-mowing cows, and a Clydesdale stallion with a penchant for home defense and property destruction, Sansa’s new life is anything but quiet.

    Jon thinks she’s a pampered London princess. Sansa thinks he’s a medieval throwback. The local livestock seem to think they belong together. In the damp, misty hills of Scotland, it's only a matter of time before the shouting matches turn into something much hotter.

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    07 May 2026

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    He had always wanted it, but not like this. Never like this.

    The hunger in his chest had become a hole so big that Seven Kingdoms and a whole world besides could not fill it.

    Florian and fair Jonquil. Aemon Dragonknight and queen Naerys. Jenny and her prince of dragonflies.

    They were all just that, stories. Tales.
    No, her soft voice resounded in his ears, all stories can’t be lies.

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    So, he would return home with Sansa Stark as a bride for his brother, even if it meant he had to bind her wrists and ankles, steal her from her bed and deliver her in the Great Sept of Baelor and push the crown of the queen consort on her head himself, and not even an army of wild, vengeful lords would have stood between him and his quest.

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    05 May 2026