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He freezes, stopped in his tracks like a criminal under the glare of a searchlight, but Minho is transfixed—unaware he’s equally as caught.
Chan tries and fails to form a thought, to piece together an actual plan that might get him out of this embarrassing situation. But the threads of time are once again winding away from his grasp, and Minho’s eyes grow restless and begin to shift.
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The Boyfriend Experience by Sky_so_bright for CrimsonCapybara
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)
22 Jan 2026
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Minho’s mouth pressed into a harder line. "Felix, come on. I don’t date. I don’t flirt. I don’t even talk to people for anything besides work-related things if I don’t have to. If anything, I will demotivate people to spend money."
"Oh, I know that." Felix smiled brightly, as if he expected Minho would react exactly like this. He probably did. After more than ten years as friends, predictability was inevitable. "But it’s your lucky day because I already have a plan to save you from unwanted advances."
Minho’s eyes narrowed. "Dare I ask?"
Felix spread his arms. "A boyfriend. Fake one, obviously. People stop drooling over the untouchable bachelor, and suddenly they’re talking about your mysterious, charming partner instead. Boom—attention redirected, auction saved."--
Or: Minho is the CEO of a luxurious furniture company and in need of a boyfriend to avoid being hit on at his company’s charity auction. Felix, originally at fault for Minho’s predicament, has an idea and hires a friend. Enter: escort Jisung.
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"You don't think Seungmin is into you?"
Changbin shrugs. "How would I even know that? We just talked about working out! And then I showed him how!"
"Okay, wait wait wait." Jisung spreads his hands in front of himself as if to slow down the sudden onslaught of information. "Back up. So you don't think the guy who looked at you like you were a god is into you?"
"He… what?"
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Seo Changbin has two problems. One: the new guy at the gym apparently has a thing for him. Two: his best friend thinks he can help.
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Jisung moved to the desk by the window, setting the hefty manual aside with a soft thud. He needed a plan. Running his fingers through his already messy hair, he pulled his worn notebook from his backpack. The same one filled with half-finished lyrics and melody ideas that came to him at 3 AM. Flipping to a clean page, Jisung clicked his pen several times as he stared at the blank paper. Cat Sitting for Dummies, he wrote at the top of the page, underlining it twice for emphasis. Or how to make Minho's cats fall in love with me in ten steps. This was just like studying for an exam, right? Break it down into manageable chunks. He glanced over at Minho's encyclopedia of cat care, feeling his stomach tighten. Step One: Convince Minho and his cats that I already understand the mysterious creatures I'm about to cohabitate with.
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Or: Broke grad student Jisung takes a cat sitting job despite knowing nothing about cats. He concocts a plan to make sure Minho and his cats don’t want to fire him (only to end up wanting to keep them forever).
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“I thought this was gonna be like the cafe thing,” Jisung argues. “Like you knew an art gallery guy.”
“I do know an art gallery guy—his name is Hwang Hyunjin and I have his keys. Whether or not he knows is a different matter.” The key slides in easily this time and the door swings open. Minho gestures to it. “After you, Jisungie.”
Slowly, Jisung takes a step in. “If we get caught,” he says, “I’m telling Changbin-hyung only to bail me out.”
“Would that be before or after you try to explain to him what we’re trying to do?”
To prevent their friends from repeating past mistakes, Minho and Jisung conspire to sabotage a relationship.
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