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Epic Prank by toothpickonsalt
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
04 Feb 2025
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A-Xian: ok hear me out
A-Xian: I'm sending the most recent contacts on my messages a lyric from their respective number on my workout playlist
A-Xian: i have written what I think their reaction is going to be and as many as I get wrong I will stop listening to Spotify for those many days
A-Xian: and if anybody recognises what I am doing i will block that artist on Spotify
A-Xian: isn't that brilliant
A-Xian: Jiejie?
Shijie: Ah sorry A-Xian. I was so taken aback by the brilliance in your plan I had to take a walk around my house.
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Wei Wuxian thinks of an Epic Prank. With vast consequences and an awed audience.
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Sam is concussed and hallucinating; Dean is crippled and drugged to the gills. It is, in short, about the worst possible moment for sudden, unexpected time travel.
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25 Jun 2026
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looking like a true survivor (feeling like a little kid) by courfeyrac
Fandoms: Supernatural
05 Mar 2021
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"Jack’s a clever kid—has been ever since he was born, maybe even before that—but Dean’s pretty sure he hasn’t figured out where they’re going yet. And Dean’s… Dean’s excited about it. He remembers planning surprises for Sammy when they were little—saving up quarters and sneaking off to the arcade the year he turned seven, or slipping a book Dean had seen Sammy admiring into his jacket before sprinting out of the store the year he turned twelve. There was only so much Dean could give him back then, hindered by lack of finances and transportation and a father who paid attention. Now, though, Dean’s got a wallet full of cash, a tank full of gas, and the freedom to give his kid the kind of birthday he deserves."
Or, it's Jack's fourth birthday, and the kid wants to go to Build-A-Bear.
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24 Jun 2026
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“Give me the short version,” says Bobby, and Dean looks at Cas, and Cas just shrugs.
“Uh,” says Dean. “I kind of adopted God.”
or: andrew dabb i see your request for the return of fan favourites and i raise you “jack resurrects them all bc he thinks his dads should have more friends”
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- Part 1 of the lover's choice verse
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24 Jun 2026
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Peter Is Worthy (and so done) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
08 Mar 2022
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Peter had successfully kept his identity a secret from everyone, and maybe he had gotten a little careless and smug about it, working as an intern right under Stark's nose. But he couldn't have known that he wasn't supposed to lift Thor's hammer, right?
Also known as the five times Peter lifted Thor's hammer, not knowing what he was doing. Plus the one time when things became all too clear...
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- Part 1 of 🕸️ Marvel
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23 Jun 2026
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who gives a damn about the family you come from? by tempestaurora
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies)
05 Nov 2018
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It started with a harmless Instagram story on Peter's account. Then Tony Stark reposted it. Then Peter Parker's account blew up.
Harley Keener's there because he likes to watch the world burn.
AKA the social media au we need in these trying times
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- Part 1 of wayward sons
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23 Jun 2026