toooldtolive
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The gist of the plot will be love square shenanigans, a ton of sex/inhibitions-based akumas, a bit of abuse of the miraculous’ power for kinky stuff, and some seriously akumatized/traumatized superheroes ;)
Hope you enjoy!
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Silly Little Miraculous One Shots by toooldtolive for ramblingwren
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
29 Apr 2024
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I saw a video by online1roomschoolhouse / Elora Dodd on Instagram with a series of children's book first lines. Behold, a series of silly little one shots based on the video she released on April 16th, 2024. This is for my friend, ramblingwren, as requested.
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It takes 19 armadillos to beat one human man in a fight to the death. Theodore knew this from experience.
When the royal matchmaker of the kingdom of Parcelona died, no one expected her replacement to be Tyrone.
Cookbooks and spell books look remarkably similar but you should only make substitutions with one.
Every child who reads story books knows better than to trust a big predator animal who can talk. But Gloria had not read story books. So, she invited the alligator to church.
Kiki's mother told her not to let anyone into the house. But the ghost let himself in, so she thought that would be okay. -
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WhumpTober is here! I'm late to the party! I will not be consistent, but I will try!
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Marinette has a... nightmare?... where Chat Blanc whispers to her, "naughty bugs get punished," and unzips his suit. She wakes up from this dream feeling a little... out of sorts. Who should appear but the beautiful masked hero himself?
Smut. There's smut. It's like basically all smut. Have fun, kids. Remember: they're aged up. AGED UP. They are NOT 14 years old. They are, like, 18 or 19. Old enough to do what they do in this fic ;)
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It is the third Hero's Day. The first Hero's Day was a fight for their lives. The second Hero's Day was a fight for their deaths. The third Hero's Day is today--a day meant to be celebrated.
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Ladybug's heat hits at the worst possible time, and she seeks relief where Chat tells her she can find it: with Adrien Agreste.
Bookmarked by toooldtolive
17 Feb 2026
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Adrien has a thing for muscly girls in pretty clothes, and Marinette fits that bill to a T.
Beta!Marinette/Omega!AdrienSo I have no idea what happened but somehow this story was posted into a challenge and then removed (even though I didn't put it into a challenge... but whatever) So you guys can keep reading this shit if you want to.
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Adrien gets a glance at Marinette’s 'after dark' search history, thinks for a minute, and concludes, ‘Hey, I can make that happen’.
After this, Marinette is going to make sure her desires are out where he can stumble on them.Series
- Part 2 of Miraculous After Midnight
Bookmarked by toooldtolive
23 Nov 2024
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Mouse miraculous!!! Smutty smutty use of the mouse miraculous
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Adrien thinks everyone forgot about him on his birthday, and by everyone— he means the only person who ever remembers it anyway, Marinette.
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the ladybug wingwoman experience™ by alizeh (maketea), maketea
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
22 Apr 2024
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shortly after marinette learns his secret identity, chat noir can't help but notice ladybug is in a better mood, too.
so when he learns something new about his feelings for his Very Good Friend/Desk Partner, of course he's going to ask her to help.
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- Part 2 of the lovesquare experience™
- Part 7 of 10k - 20k