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In a Recent Statement by noturnalist (tisaneedatea)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
14 Jun 2026
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Marriage, according to Dr. Ratio, is a contractual arrangement requiring careful evaluation.
Marriage, according to you, is living with an annoyingly attractive genius who keeps proving you wrong.
Neither of you is having a good time.
(This is a lie)
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BREAKING!! The CupidTM and the Said Subject FINALLY Get Their Promised BEACH EPISODE??? by noturnalist (tisaneedatea)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
09 Jun 2026
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Okay so… this is the beach episode, huh?
Waitttt my pet’s even here!! (pats him, excitedly)
??? Bro why is this Phainon’s dude even here too??? (not? affectionate)
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In which you’re on your holiday then you see Phainon
Or is it?Series
- Part 2 of Cupid’s Arrow HQ
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A Serious Business (of Love and Migraine) by noturnalist (tisaneedatea)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
31 May 2026
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You love your job as a Cupid
Until the arrow you shoot starts becoming the problem
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AKAIn which you're a Cupid™ and the said subject; arrow is Phainon of Aedes Elysiae
And for some reason—this time—something is watching back
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- Part 1 of Cupid’s Arrow HQ
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until we can reunite again by the fate itself.
Recent series
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Cupid’s Arrow HQ by noturnalist (tisaneedatea)
Fandom 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
09 Jun 2026
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In which you, a humble Cupid deals with a very berry annoying obstacle called Phainon of Aedes Elysiae.
Then something really cool happens ;)
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- Works:
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Recent bookmarks
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after the death of your husband, you are left to sift through his estate. you'll soon find some ghosts refuse to remain in their graves.
Bookmarked by tisaneedatea
07 Jun 2026
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You, an overworked S-Class esper with the survival instincts of a damp sock, catch the eye of SSS-Class guide Vil Schoenheit. He decides you’re his personal fixer-upper project. Shockingly, it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to you.
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- Part 4 of Guideverse
Bookmarked by tisaneedatea
21 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
mamah vil, ilysm 😞💔 peak story, reread if u need bunch of fluffs
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“I think you might be the most beautiful person I have ever seen.”
Vil’s not terrified. Magical artifacts have existed for centuries and will continue to exist, but color him surprised to find one just lying around in his family attic. Certainly surprised, for who knew he would ever come to possess a mirror that talked just like the Fairest Queen’s did! Not simply talked either, but one that possessed a seemingly corporeal form, physical if not for the fact that you were talking from within a mirror.
Truthfully, Vil’s a little excited.
or: in which you are cursed to stay inside a mirror for years, and Vil begins to treat you as a close confidant
Series
- Part 9 of Piece of My World
Bookmarked by tisaneedatea
21 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
i lov angst u cant convince me the otjefsiw (cries)
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Allegiance: Series Intro by Arceus_Insanity
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game), Twisted-Wonderland: The Animation (Anime), Alice in Wonderland (1951), The Lion King (Movies 1994 1998 2004), The Little Mermaid (Disney Animated Movies), Aladdin (Disney Animated Movies), Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937), Hercules (1997), Sleeping Beauty (1959)
16 May 2026
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The Great Seven as the parents of their counterparts but they are also the leaders of monster covens.
There are other covens, but focus on these 7 named after the dorms. Covens are typically made of several species of similar needs.
This work is to establish the relationships of the Great Seven with their kids and overall setting
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- Part 1 of Allegiance
Bookmarked by tisaneedatea
15 May 2026
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Quick Transmigration: Twisted Tales (One-shots) by lowerstart
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game), Twisted-Wonderland: The Animation (Anime)
30 May 2026
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Simply put, you got hit by a car while waiting for the bus, clutching the donut you very much deserved after surviving another soul-crushing day at your stupid corporate job.
You died instantly, of course.
But when you woke up, instead of heaven or hell, you were offered a contract.
A voice spoke:
Greetings, Henchman!
I am the most advanced guidance unit, officially designated as the Secondary Fate Intervention Unit (or SFIU, for short).
My purpose is to assist you in relieving the grievances of wrongfully fated characters.You stared at it.
“Shut the fuck up, Grim, and help me bury this body. This one is heavy as hell.”
Begin the Character Counterattack!
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Arc 1. Stop the Unhinged Butler Before He Kills - Jade Leech
Arc 2. Deceive the Maverick Genius - Idia Shroud
Arc 3. The Judgment of the Lord of Malevolence - Malleus Draconia
Arc 4. Seducing the Prejudiced Demon Hunter - Sebek Zigvolt
Arc 5. Hunt the Hunter - Rook Hunt
Arc 6. Spoiled and Rotten, My Poison Apple - Epel Felmier
And many more!WARNING: Dark Settings and Humor, Yandere, Blood and Violence, Murder, Psychopatic Behavior, and many more shrewd theme.
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- English
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- 177,096
- Chapters:
- 12/?
- Comments:
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- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by tisaneedatea
19 Apr 2026
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makan enak versi a verified tuna; eepy tuna 🐟