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"many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it."
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“I’m not asking to marry you, Stiles. I’m just asking if I can take you out to a fucking petting zoo or something and then kiss you goodnight.”
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So the thorn in his side, the bane of his existence, is a tall skinny boy in skinny jeans, covered in tattoos from his neck to his feet. In some photos he has a buzzcut and in others he has a short mohawk. His lobes are stretched huge and he has two silver studs under his bottom lip. He looks how Derek pictured him; a smug delinquent.
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- Part 1 of got myself a reputation
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Erwin the Unassessably Wealthy by AvatarMN
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
02 Jan 2015
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Erwin Smith is a dragon. Levi Ackerman is a thief sneaking around his hoard. Thieves must be punished.
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Bookmarked by titanapologist (thorgasmed)
03 Jan 2015
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Bookmarked by titanapologist (thorgasmed)
19 Dec 2014
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Or, How To Royally Piss Off Your Latin Teacher In A Dozen Words Or Less.
Latin lessons are boring as Hell... especially when Hell happens to be your ancient tutor's hometown. Even worse is when you're forced to write Latin poems as punishment for failing your exams - and that's after said ancient tutor from Hell whacks you across the hands for pre-punishment! Well, when one is forced to do ridiculously boring work, one must find a way to liven things up a bit, right? Of course right!
Featuring soulless_lover as our
little bratplucky student hero, Ciel
and Silverwing26 asdirty old mansadistic motherfuckerthe oldest Latin tutor on EarthSebastian- Language:
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Bookmarked by titanapologist (thorgasmed)
16 Oct 2014
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A brief Levi/Erwin prostitute fic.
Mostly alternating points of view.Bookmarked by titanapologist (thorgasmed)
13 Oct 2014
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Captain Hot Perfect Teacher by llissommee
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
20 Apr 2014
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Steve is a fifth grade teacher. Bucky is a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent, whose son is in Steve's class. They meet at a parent-teacher conference. There's blood involved.
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- Part 1 of A dangerous new life
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Bookmarked by thorgasmed
25 Aug 2014