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Thirty Seven by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Apr 2025
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On a dreary day in October just days from Halloween, an angel and a demon stared at each other over two cups of tea in the corner of a dim and dusty London bookshop.
To be more accurate, an angel steadfastly avoided the gaze of a demon, leaving the demon to pick up the entirety of the staring. Not that he minded. The angel was nice to stare at. It was one of his favorite pastimes.
“Now…Why would I agree to this again?” Crowley adored Aziraphale, but he also adored taking the piss. It was his second-favorite pastime.
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Crowley and Aziraphale pull out all the stops to impress each other with the most authentic Halloween costume.
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Zombies of the Starboard by Apocalyptic_Scenes, Dagger_Torch_and_Key (thistleandbee), enneadic, Letha, Monsterfuckers_Incorporated, Mx_Cupperty, saucySmutPigeon, Soggyfritter, startledplatypus, Trebol_Negro
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Jul 2024
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Zombies, Notable Quotables and more Fresca!
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Whispers in the Castle by aspionage, BinteMuhammad
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jul 2024
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While trying to escape from Dudley and his gang, nine-year-old Harry Apparates himself to Hogwarts instead of the roof of his school. Thrilled by his magical surroundings and the lack of vindictive Dursleys, Harry decides to blend in amongst the students so he can stay in the castle forever.
Meanwhile, Severus tries to make sense of a new, tiny first-year whose name he can't quite place.
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Bookmarked by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
15 Jun 2026
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Not bright or noble, but almost sublime by yletylyf
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Mar 2022
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On that fateful Halloween night in Godric's Hollow, Severus Snape and Sirius Black unite in a common cause: find the Secret-Keeper who betrayed their best friend.
Or: A temporary truce turns into something much more.
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Bookmarked by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
13 Jun 2026
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Who Gave Draco Malfoy a Mobile? by Anonymous for ElsieElle
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jun 2026
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Harry regrets teaching Draco to text.
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Draco Malfoy, Auror is a menace with mobile phone. He has his eyes set on Harry despite the fact that Harry is not gay. Simply a pesky detail. No one denies Draco Malfoy what he wants.
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Bookmarked by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
10 Jun 2026
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Harry had never been good at living. How could anyone really expect him to be, with his upbringing? It didn’t really scream functional adult. So it wasn’t a surprise that he sucked at being a vampire. The surprise was the level of sucking.
Or, more accurate, lack thereof.
Bookmarked by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
08 Jun 2026
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Entropy to Ecstasy by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Apr 2016
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You don't even know the name for this thing you want to do to him. You don't even know that it has a name. All you know is that, one detention, you snap.
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Bookmarked by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
07 Jun 2026