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cOULDN'T KILL YOU WHEN IT MATTERED,,, gUESS THIS WILL HAVE TO DO by thesoftesthard
Fandoms: Homestuck
03 Aug 2020
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An exploration of what could've happened if Tavros had realized just *how* much of a bad guy Vriska was when he decided he needed to stop her, and took a moment to reflect on what that meant. Or, in more basic terms, what if Tavros had killed Vriska instead of the other way around?
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Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you don't like parties, people, or socializing. So you have no idea why the hell you thought coming to Dave's homecoming party would be a fun way to spend your night. Oh yeah, it's cause said host of such party asked you to come, and for all the complaining you do about and to him, he is kind of one of your only friends. And maybe, you secretly really like hanging out with him. Well, perhaps since he's just as useless at this partying thing as you are and would rather just hang out in his bedroom with you, the night won't be so bad. At least he's brought a bottle of alcohol, and knowledge of a party game that he made up called Shots & Stories. Hell, maybe you'll even learn something about him, finally get a look at whatever hides behind his ironic persona and those sunglasses he never takes off.
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Max has been watching Gwen for a while. He recognizes the look in her eyes when she stares at food she won't let herself have. He knows she's one of the ones who "gets it." Who is suffering for thinness the same way he is. So why does she act so strangely when he attempts to reveal himself as a restrictive eater just like her? He's just looking for a kindred spirit, but he's going to get a lot more than that out of her.
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you could lay on your back and be beaten, you could put up your fists and fight by thesoftesthard
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
24 Aug 2019
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It's the hottest spring on record, and all Diego wants to do is lie around in his boxers, with the door of his apartment/storage room barricaded so no one can come and bother him. But instead, he's at the Academy, running on less than four hours of sleep, plenty of self-hatred, and freaking out at the idea of even wearing a tank-top in front of the others. He has almost no clothes still in his old bedroom, and the ones he's wearing are covered in blood and ripped from his night out fighting crime instead of finding a healthy coping mechanism. It only gets worse from there.
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Deceit has not always been himself. He used to be half of a whole. But eventually, he stopped pretending that he ever had anything to do with his other half. He doesn't know why Remus won't do the same.
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There's nothing good on TV, and Sam's contemplating killing his father again.
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28 Apr 2026
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The bites are about five days old now. They’re not healing well, skin-split punctures and raised pinks and purples. Any forming scabs have chafed raw all over again under Dean’s clothes. And Sam’s running his fingers over the worst ones, almost gentle, like a doctor examining an open wound. There’s nothing at all gentle about Sam’s rage-tight mouth though. Nor his mutter of, “I’ll fucking kill him.”
And those tight-lips part and he grabs for Dean’s wrists, throws them above his head on the pillow that smells so good, so Sammy, and Dean crosses and keeps them there even though Sam doesn’t hold him down. He winces as Sam presses on one of the worst ones, deep canine nick just below his hip that keeps bleeding again. And Dean licks his kiss-wet lips and says, “jeez, Sammy, let go of your pearls. It’s not that bad.”
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28 Apr 2026
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Good For Me by Stevilay
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
16 Feb 2026
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When Ilya checked his phone after finishing his workout, he hadn’t been expecting a message with perfect grammar from a user on the hookup app he frequented. It only turns out to be the best night of his entire life, because he ends up in an fucked-dumb omega's womb—what more could an alpha ask for these days?
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28 Apr 2026
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The guy who dropped Dean off in the morning was in his late fifties, a mop of curly black hair and a boxy canvas jacket. Sam followed Dean through the motel room as he kicked off his boots and shucked his jacket.
“Since… Dad. You’ve been—”
“What, Sam? Since when do you give a shit about this stuff? I don’t go around holding up scorecards for all the chicks you’re not banging, you fuckin’ monk, you’d think the least you could do is—”
“He looked like him, dude.”
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26 Mar 2026
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After Angel has another rough night with Valentino, Husk finally caves to Angel’s requests for attention… but if they’re going to play this game there are five rules to follow.
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