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    “There are men like Valentino,” Vox says, carefully weighing his words, “and there are men like me. We’re not the same.”

    “No,” Velvette agrees. “But what lame bitch told you that mattered?”

    Vox goes back to work. If he had a proper tongue, he’d be biting it.

    (transfemme vox, in life and in death. featuring the most transphobic trans woman in modern literature, vox and valentino actually loving each other, and velvette not buying any of vox’s bullshit, per usual.)

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    18 Jun 2026

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    The Might of Lilith explodes and Vox has a front row seat to the destruction he has wrought.

    Except he's not dead. He's alive in his office and watching Charlie Morningstar's disastrous interview live on screen, exactly one year before Pentagram City is reduced to ash.

    He can work with this. All he has to do is stay away from that stupid hotel for a year and everything will be fine.

    Unfortunately, a certain Radio demon has opinions about his old pal ignoring his return.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Hermes emerges from the pool of Styx

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    What does it take, to Kill a God?

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    08 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 69

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    The Morningstars are drifting apart. Charlie is moving out, Lilith is never home, and the palace has become far too quiet for Lucifer's liking.

    Fortunately, VoxTek Enterprises is about to premiere an entire lineup of new shows.

    Lucifer Morningstar had never intended to become so invested. He certainly hadn't intended to watch every show Vox hosted, attend his meet-and-greets in disguise, buy his merchandise, memorize his programming schedules, or become one of Vox's most loyal viewers.

    But then Vox's mysterious deer-related emotional breakdown enters the picture, and Lucifer decides to do what any reasonable person would do:

    Help his idol move on from his ex.

    And if, in the process, Vox happens to realize there are far better options available, well... who is Lucifer to stand in the way of fate?

    Unfortunately, "reasonable" has never been a word commonly associated with the King of Hell.

    Or: Lucifer develops a parasocial relationship with Vox, Vox finds himself in increasingly unfamiliar waters, and Alastor discovers he may have bitten off more than he can chew.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.

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    24 May 2026