thehelldoievenputhere
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Slater's pov post-window breaking
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Breaking Free by thehelldoievenputhere
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
24 Sep 2024
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alex hears a little mix song
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Duty by thehelldoievenputhere
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
15 Jul 2024
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just a quick lil fic of Percy being mad at the gods & offering food to demand stuff from them post-PJO canon
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Mal always did take after her father...
(when Maleficent shows up at the coronation, events unfold differently)
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Operation Fuck Lex's Shit Up by thehelldoievenputhere
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types
09 Feb 2024
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President Lex Luthor comes to Gotham as part of an official visit, what he doesn't know is that Gotham prepared for him...
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my brain is a magpie and crossovers are my shiny things by thehelldoievenputhere
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Captain Marvel (2019), Criminal Minds (US TV), Danny Phantom, DCU, Descendants (Disney Movies), Goncharov (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese - beelzeebub, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Legacies (TV 2018), Miraculous Ladybug, Peter Pan - J. M. Barrie, Teen Wolf (TV), The Umbrella Academy (TV), White Collar (TV 2009)
22 Nov 2022
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a place to collect all my crossovers, because i keep making them
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Mar'i Grayson x Dani Phantom by thehelldoievenputhere
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, DCU
04 Sep 2022
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planning to write more in this verse, better title hopefully pending
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MLB x DC x WC crossover by thehelldoievenputhere
Fandom DCU, Miraculous Ladybug, White Collar (TV 2009)
07 May 2021
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a series where damian and marinette are twins and neal caffrey is dick grayson
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all the things you do to me, i don't care if you're using me by sargeantwoof for harryclifford
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
08 Apr 2026
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“The thing is,” Ilya says, conversationally, as if he doesn't have fucking Shane Hollander grinding into his touch, as if he doesn't have a hand on his—Luca's sure of it—perfect fucking cock, “you have not been subtle, Haasy.”
It takes Luca a moment to understand just what the hell Ilya's talking about, before he moans, low in his throat, humiliation sweeping across his body. It's not that he thought he had been actually subtle, but he hadn't expected this, of all places, to be where they confronted him. Not with Ilya's hand worming its way into Shane's pants, the soft blue of his briefs a flash color amongst the pale glow of his skin and the dark drape of his clothes.
OR: The Cens have won the Stanley Cup. Luca's been voted Hollanov's MVP.
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- Part 21 of heated rivalry masterlist
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Bookmarked by thehelldoievenputhere
06 May 2026
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all the things you do to me, i don't care if you're using me
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Shane is boring the way a sniper is boring. Boring the way a glacier is boring. Very slow, very quiet, very inevitable, and then suddenly you're kinda fucked.
Or, Ilya deserves a medal for the number of lives he's saved with the power of his dick and the ability to fuck the concept of revenge out of his husband's mind.
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Smirk by justaddalittlewhiskeyinmycoffee
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
04 Apr 2026
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Ilya had been covering his soul mark for so long he sometimes forgot it was there. He covered it with an adhesive patch, one of the fancy ones made exactly for covering soul marks, and was careful to never let his teammates see it after a shower. They wouldn’t look, anyways. Everyone knows the rules of the locker room. No trying to see your teammate’s dicks or soul marks.
Enter Dallas Kent being an asshole at the 2016 All Star games.
Bookmarked by thehelldoievenputhere
04 Apr 2026
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Smirk
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ilyuca81 (otherwise known as lucarozanov) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jan 2026
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lucarozanov
if shane hollander gets mad at me reading about him getting blasted in the ass then he can check his bank account. i know ilya would be chill with it though
Luca Haas tries very hard to not let anyone know about his dark (read: embarrassing) past. Unfortunately, the fans are ready to let people know for him.
Or, Luca used to run a tumblr blog for Hollanov and the internet goes wild.
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Bookmarked by thehelldoievenputhere
24 Mar 2026
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ilyuca81 (otherwise known as lucarozanov)
AnonymousthE END!!!
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MLH's Queer Conspiracy by totearup
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
13 Mar 2026
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Welcome to the secure chat room.
Chatting with 10 users.
You are user AU08Rozanov: I want to coordinate a mass coming out for a bunch of MLH players. If we all come out at once, no one has to be first.
Or, after his father's funeral Ilya decides to gather all the queer hockey players for a mass coming out.