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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    Aziraphale and Crowley have settled into domestic life and sexytimes. Aziraphale, irrationally worried that Crowley might get bored of him in the bedroom, orders some chocolate spiked with boner enhancing drugs as a surprise to spice things up. Things do not go as planned.
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    This is not my fault, bluesky made me.

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    10 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    It's another day in the South Downs, and Crowley finds some mushrooms and brings some back for him and Aziraphale to have for dinner. Little do they know these mushrooms have an extra bite to them, though it doesn't stop them from enjoying the side effects together.

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    09 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 20

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    “But do you like it at least? The dress I mean.”

    That, however, made Crowley’s grin flare up and he gave the angel one of those smiles that always went straight to his knees. “I certainly do, it’s gorgeous,” he smirked, “and tight, very tight, ‘bit of a risqué choice for an angel, if you ask me.”

    “Oh pish-posh,” Aziraphale waved dismissively at Crowley before settling his hand on the side of the demon’s face, gently tilting his head downwards, “not when the one wearing it already prefers clothes that’s practically painted on,” and leaned up to place a soft kiss to the corner of Crowley’s mouth, careful not to smear his lipstick. To his delight, Crowley’s jaw went momentarily taut under his hand and Aziraphale smirked at the visual swallow and tiny unintelligible “ngk” in the back of his throat. That was more like it.

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    Or; Aziraphale buys Crowley a dress and plans a whole date night as an excuse for him to wear it.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Aziraphale's wings are exceptionally sensitive. This makes grooming them something of a challenge.

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    26 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 46

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    Crowley has gone too long without grooming, and his wings are in terrible shape. Grooming has always been a very personal thing, but Aziraphale offers to help. Crowley isn't expecting it to be quite as erotic as it is...

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    27 May 2026