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    AU. Voldemort cursed Harry in the graveyard so that he can only speak Parseltongue. Harry embarks on his fifth year alternately furious and despairing and trying to learn faster writing, British Sign Language, and nonverbal casting all at once. It turns out that not all Slytherins are Malfoy or Snape, and not everyone is frightened of Parseltongue.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    cutest thing i’ve ever seen,, NEED MORE OF THIS SHIP. the way blaise is perfectly possessive and loving and caring and EXACTLY what harry needs <333 love this and love them, so glad umbitch is dead too!!

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    When Harry fails to keep his anger at bay and Voldemort possesses his mind, the events that follow lead him down a long road to realizing the world isn't as black and white as it seems.

    Chaos, hilarity, and tragedy ensue with a Dark Lord being honest all the time, a rival becoming something else, and a world demanding to be saved. Featuring frightened Death Eaters, deep conversations with a monster, Pureblood traditions being ridiculous, and the fight to do the right thing with no true options.

    Harry's life just gets more and more bizarre with each passing moment.

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    Or, the one where Harry's life gets split in half, and he has to figure out how to bring it back together.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    want to read but i genuine have 2 das and im not gonna be able to finish jack shit if i start so imma just wait

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    Snape rolled his eyes. "You're not scared of blood, Potter. For one, you're a Gryffindor. For another, you seem to face down the Dark Lord with alarming regularity. If you were afraid of blood, you wouldn't have made it past your first year in this castle."

    "What do you want me to say?" Harry shouted, suddenly filled with the same irrational anger that'd been so hard to shake since Cedric's death. He jumped to his feet, unable to sit any longer. "What would you have me do? I couldn't make myself break skin, okay? Is that so hard to believe?"

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    Or: a potion requires blood as an ingredient. Harry's afraid of a relapse. Snape just wants to know why Harry Vanished a perfectly decent brew. They come to an understanding.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    very sweet :33 poor harry tho that’s devastating.. the line about how petunia said he had bad blood so he thought it would be fine if he got the bad blood out ☹️☹️ my poor baby :(((((( anyway, snape being supportive and soft sjdjskdkskks yes

  4. Public Bookmark 45

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    "You don't understand the burden I've had to bear from the uranium exposure. It- it's wreaking havoc on my psyche, Katie, even with all the safety precautions I've taken. If an outbreak happened, the island would crumble. I've been forced into isolation to prevent that." Voice fracturing, cracking. "You, though? You aren't affected by the exposure. It's like your DNA rewrites itself to defend against it."

    Unoccupied hand cupping Katie's wrist, Multi presses his thumb softly against her pulse point; it thunders beneath her skin, beats upwards into his touch.

    "It's as though we're biologically destined, Katie. I'm a man of science, I don't believe in external forces holding any role—but even I can't deny that this could be fate."

    (multi has to isolate himself to prevent an outbreak; katie is immune to the radiation.

    they form an arrangement around this.)

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    26 Jun 2026

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    THE OBBSESSION SHEJSJSJSEJSLSLDBEBWK needyoursauce is taking over;;;

  5. Rec 35

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    Truth be told, Tomate would always cheat on her; she knew he did when she was away, with proof and pictures from many islanders. Multi had Quackity, too, and maybe that was the same kind of relationship. The more Katie thought about it, her and Multi shared the same troubles, deep down. Different from everyone on the server, powerful, alone, scared to trust… the Polish man was just as complex, someone Katie wished to dissect and learn about beyond the co-parent persona. Maybe Tomate would understand if-

    Fuck.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    that ending after they were so sweet the night before is CRIMINAL. katie having so many mixed emotions between tomate and multi knowing that that’s her HUSBAND but like also he’s always there for her…sigh.. anyway soso peak