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    Several years after Moro, Goku and Vegeta are on Beerus's planet training with Whis. Trouble starts a few months after Whis insists that they start rooming together to help them learn each other's rhythms more. Goku struggles with focus and Whis gives him some special meditation exercises which irritates Vegeta, who doesn't want Goku to get special training.

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    09 Mar 2023

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    Ugly, lonely, and depressed, Wade Wilson has all but resigned himself to a life of solitude. But when a glory hole place called The Promised Land (the "Home of the Holy") opens up, Wade discovers a way he might be able to find some intimacy without traumatizing anyone with the sight of his skin. Enter Peter, the sassy, sweet sex worker who has a perfect ass and an even better sense of humor. They might (might!) be even better than Spidey's.

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    Yes. This is 100% the glory hole + identity porn love story no one asked for. It's a smutty, angsty, fluffy, funny rollercoaster. Please read the tags!

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    30 Sep 2022

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    Peter’s roommate bails with little notice before the renewal of their lease. Not wanting to give up the apartment, Peter puts out an ad for a new roommate. He didn’t really expect to end up living with a newborn and her “ex-special forces” father, but… Here they are, and he wouldn’t change a thing about it.

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    23 Aug 2022

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    Unofficial full title: "Plugged (Or, How Peter Learned to Stop Worrying and Get It On)"

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    "So let me get this straight," Deadpool says slowly. "Your Spidey powers are tweaking, and the only solution you've found is... jerking off?"

    Peter flushes hot. "That about sums it up, yeah."

    Deadpool's mask does something complicated. "And this is a problem how?"

    "Well, it's not like I can do anything in public," Peter points out, hunching his shoulders in embarrassment. "And it's not really sustainable to, uh, do it that much. As I've learned."

    Deadpool hums and looks out over the city. "I... may have some ideas."

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    Thanks to his powers going haywire, Peter can't focus unless he's getting off. Wade volunteers as tribute.

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    26 May 2022

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    Running into a katana-wielding maniac leaves Peter with doubts about what this superhero gig really entails. He certainly doesn't expect the way his body reacts as if on instinct to the mere presence of Deadpool or to have him on his mind at every moment of the day. Doesn’t know what to do with the fact the he finds Deadpool charming, funny and weirdly knowledgeable about wildlife. Before he realizes it, the next year of his life is spent trying to summon the courage to make the simplest of touches happen between them while hanging out on park benches. If he had some experience wooing maybe it wouldn't be so difficult, or maybe it's just that hard to win over a mercenary as notorious as Deadpool. Or Maybe he just needs to grow up.

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    12 Apr 2022