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- Original Work (16)
- Danny Phantom (2)
- DCU (1)
- Batman - All Media Types (1)
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Humans are opportunists; they’re in your walls by ubeeee (taroooo)
Fandoms: Original Work
04 Jun 2026
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What if humans were like space cockroaches...
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- Part 14 of Ube's HaSO fics
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In space, it is often said that humans take no shit. Here's an example of that from an alien's perspective.
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"Humans were common in the universe, but mostly on interstellar missions. That's why Faja was excited for aer first off-planet job aboard the Missive; there was a human on board!
Ae was working in a mailroom sorting an intake bag into piles by destination when a sudden commotion came from the hall. A flask flew past aer face as ae looked out.
“I don’t care if they’re busy, I need the captain now!” screamed a quadrupedal being, jerking out of the grasp of a smaller bipedal staff member. They cantered forward and grabbed the flask from the ground and took a gulp, then glared down at Faja."
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- Part 7 of Ube's HaSO fics
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To a Xenolinguist, Humans Have Really Simple Grammar by ubeeee (taroooo)
Fandoms: Original Work
31 May 2026
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Humans have been in space a while now, but experts are still in the process of understanding their nuances. What happens when one particularly excited xenolinguist visits a settled colony of long-uncontacted humans? Hopefully nothing bad...
(With art!)
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- Part 16 of Ube's HaSO fics
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The Hound of Hell (fanart) by ubeeee (taroooo) for Barefoot_mouse
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
03 Feb 2026
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A scene of Dick from Chapter 11 of "Shadows of Yesterday"
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Evolution Doesn't Stop Because of Space Travel by ubeeee (taroooo)
Fandoms: Original Work
31 Jan 2026
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Air is a big issue in space, as one might imagine.
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- Part 17 of Ube's HaSO fics
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Humans are space orcs fics set in a consistent universe and ordered chronologically, though they can be read however one wants.
Features such characters as:
PRAK - a masc human who hates pineapple and loves to contribute to human stereotypes.
KELL - a deaf human who doesn't fit into human stereotypes and wishes beings would enunciate better so their trascription software actually works right.
FAJA - an avian alien who loves learning about biology and asks you to please be gentle with aer hollow bones.
HEI - a fae with way to much power and a dangerously short temper. Xi has made xir own solar system and god protect anyone who comes close to it without permission.- Words:
- 9,609
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- Bookmarks:
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I Wanna Be Somebody To Someone (Someone To You) by stabthroughme
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 Apr 2026
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Vegas, MLH Awards, 2014: Ilya Rozanov wins MVP and decides to make Shane Hollander experience Vegas.
Boston, November, 2016: Ilya calls Shane his husband while making him a tuna melt. Weeks later he's traded to New York.
New York, March, 2017: Scott Hunter is forced to realize he is incredibly fond of Ilya Rozanov, and knowing what he does, Shane Hollander is on really fucking thin ice.
or: the fic where Ilya and Shane get married in 2014 and Ilya is forced to care about Scott when he's traded to New York in 2016. So he noticed things. And he's there, on the ice, when Scott kisses Kip for the whole world to see.
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- Part 14 of In The Loonie Bin (Mars' Hollanov Fics)
- Part 1 of Vegas/Admirals Ilya
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 36,146
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Comments:
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- Kudos:
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- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by taroooo
16 Jun 2026
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Asriel tries to become a well-rounded individual with friends and hobbies.
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tacere by mediant
Fandoms: Superman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
18 Sep 2022
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The purr is called urvishulahdh. The cultural anthology tells him that it can be used to calm children, or even as a self-soothing mechanism, but it is most common between family members as an expression of contentment, tranquility, peace.
Clark stares at the 3D anatomy diagram of the throat, the auxiliary vocal cords layered underneath the human-like main set, as they slowly vibrate, and asks the Fortress in halting Kryptonian to play the associated audio.
Kryptonians purr. Clark purrs, and then doesn't. Until he needs to.
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- Part 1 of urvishulahdh
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But still your secrets (I will keep) by JUBE514
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
07 Feb 2023
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“What the hell is that, Batman.” Kal’s still not moving but he does look back now. “Because if I didn’t know any better I would say that was me.”
“We have intel from a deserter at LexCorp that Luthor had gotten ahold of some of your DNA.” Bruce doesn’t know how to explain this without it … without it being terrible. “Through a fight, through his own strange methods, through kryptonite, who knows. He tried to clone it, but failed-”
Kal’s jaw tightens “Bizzaro.”
“This is a combination of your genes and a human donor, with some of J’onn’s DNA to hold it together.”
Bruce can trace the Martian's contribution with the barest hint of the way the clone’s eye is shaped. Just an impression, a barest hint that would never be connected if Bruce hadn’t seen the files for himself.
Kal bites in a terrible sound that emits from somewhere in his chest, a pitched keen that makes the hair on Bruce’s neck stand straight up. “Where is he?”
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Sure, Kryptonians look human enough, but underneath all that flawless tanned human skin rests a creature that came from the stars.
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Things That Bleed by artistfingers, Ghostly_Cabbage, kkachis
Fandoms: Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz, Alex Rider (TV 2020), Danny Phantom, SCP Foundation
16 Sep 2025
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The portal took more than Danny had to give, and he’s been on his own ever since.
What happened in Cairo sent Alex on a downward spiral, and MI6 should have known it would.
Yassen shouldn’t protect them, but he will.
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Things That Bleed is written to be fandom-agnostic and can be read and enjoyed regardless of knowledge level of any of the source medias. We welcome all readers interested in the premise!
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- Part 1 of Things That Bleed