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no further words by swoons
Fandoms: The Other Bennet Sister (TV), Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms
01 May 2026
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“Do all wives begin their wedding nights thus?” Mary teased.
“I cannot begin to imagine,” said Tom, gazing upon Mary as if she were the dearest and the strangest creature in the world. “But you must forgive my inexperience; I have never had a wife.”
“You must forgive mine,” Mary said, with a smile. “I have never been a wife.”
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a real punch by swoons
Fandoms: Young Sherlock (TV 2026), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
25 Apr 2026
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James has an unexpected reaction to being hit.
A missing scene from S01E05.
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a distracting factor by swoons
Fandoms: Young Sherlock (TV 2026), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
18 Apr 2026
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“Really, James?” Sherlock asked sceptically. “Affection? As an incitement to murder?”
This was the Sherlock that James adored: cold, unromantic, unflinchingly practical. To Sherlock, love was a choice. James knew only too well that love was what a man did when he had no other option.
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take me over by swoons
Fandoms: Young Sherlock (TV 2026), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
16 Apr 2026
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An anonymous letter threatens to expose Sherlock’s sexuality to the world. He’ll do anything to keep the secret from getting out.
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Everything has its price.
Or: Sirius has just been cut off by his family. How will he manage to pay his dealer, Remus?
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Assorted sweets!
This series of stand-alone gift drabbles can be read in any order. Please mind the tags.
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Whether magical or Muggle, please enjoy this self-indulgent series of fics featuring piercing parlours and tattoo shops. These can be read in any order.
For Grace and CB, who will both soon regret inspiring this series.
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There really is no excuse for this series…
This series of stand-alone fics can be read in any order. Please do mind the tags.
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Enjolras is a pornstar, Grantaire is a fan.
“He’s a porn star,” hisses Grantaire, clutching the phone. “I have wanked off to this guy. I have literally just wanked off to this guy, Eponine, what do I do?”
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- Part 1 of pornstar au
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Bookmarked by swoons
03 Jun 2026
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Nothing Happened by thistlecat for plecotusauritus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Mar 2026
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Alphard Black takes an interest in his nephew.
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22 Mar 2026
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One Bright Morning by Bittersnow (Julesss) - a Podfic by Cailynwrites for Bittersnow (Julesss)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Dec 2025
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Sirius and Severus spend their first Christmas together after the war.
Podfic of One Bright Morning by Bittersnow (Julesss).
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- Part 14 of A Very Pairy Christmas 2025
- Part 79 of A Very Pairy Christmas (31 Days of Podfics)
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[ART] Welcome to the M.I.L.F Department (A 126-Page Comic) by dustmouth
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Nov 2025
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Draco Malfoy, head of the Ministry's Invisible Lost and Found department, is not having a very good day; he has just received an invitation to his ex-fiance's engagement party, and now Harry Potter is knocking on his door.
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“You’ve got my face on your face,” Malfoy says, contorting his – Harry’s – face into an expression it had definitely never made before.
“No, you’ve got my face on your face!” Harry insists, grimacing at the sound of Malfoy’s voice. Being in his body is not unlike operating a sad wooden doll.
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28 Nov 2025