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    Kids Who Don’t Play With Trains When They’re Young Will Never Grow Up to Become Skilled City Planners by

    Fandoms: Gintama  

    17 Jun 2019

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    Two idiots engage in the longest, most utterly pointless con of the century for no particularly good reason.

    [General Gintama spoilers up to and including the Baragaki Arc. Translations into 中文-普通话 國語 and Українська available inside.]

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    Where do Babies Come From by

    Fandoms: Gintama  

    15 Feb 2019

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    "That looks like mine."
    "'tis not! How would it look like yours?! It doesn't have a strand of perm!"
    "Oi oi! You can't be sure about that! I'm pretty sure if I strip that down It's not as silky shiny straight as you V bangs!"
    "You bastard! Why are we even talking about me?!"
    "Eh? I'm talking about your Hijikata jun— I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! IT'S A JOKE! I MEANT THE BABY! I'm talking about the baby Hijikata-kun!"

    In a universe where you can blame the anomalies and absurdity to the amanto, you can also blame them how you accidentally got an unborn kid with the worst person possible.

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    05 Jun 2026