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A Dazzling Performance — Desert Duo Performers AU fic by steamcunt
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
30 Dec 2024
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Grian is Ariana Griande so what if Scar was Sabrina Scarpenter? Also Lizzie Joel and Jimmy have a Pub where this all happens :3
Idea from @qwevvy on Twitter :3
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The Strawhats end up splitting after an attack, and Sanji accidentally ends up with Wado Ichimonji during his escape. He's surprised when he bonds with the sword, and even more surprised when it seems to affect his dynamic with Zoro.
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Left with only three other crew mates, it’s a ready expectation that Sanji will start fawning all over Robin in his usual obnoxious way. However, that’s not what happens. Instead, looking wild around the eyes in a way only someone who knows him well would recognize, the cook doesn’t break stride until he’s firmly within Zoro’s orbit and can wrap both hands around his upper arm, clinging tight.
“Hi, darling,” he chirps, his expression desperately conveying that Zoro needs to play along under pain of death. “Did you miss me?”
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13 Mar 2026
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papa me want more movie
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Sanji was trained in the Bridal Arts; this does not go unnoticed by the rest of his crew.
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When We're Both Thirty by Helena_Hathaway
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Panic! at the Disco
20 Mar 2015
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Frank and Gerard were childhood friends. And then they were enemies. Finally, they became strangers. They’d been friends though, and maybe they’d been a little too affectionate, because everyone thought the two of them would get married someday. Before they became enemies, they had even agreed to use each other as a backup plan. If, by the time they both reached their thirtieth year, they hadn’t found someone to marry, they’d marry each other.
They have thirty three days left.
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“Maybe we should have a truce.”
Gerard laughs, a real one, and Frank feels a queasiness that he can’t attribute to anything concrete. “What are we, five? You act like we were Montagues and Capulets. It’s fine, we can try to be friends.”
“Cool.” Frank pauses. “By the way, about the call earlier – Geoff wouldn’t let me fire you. But, like, I hope that can turn out to be a good thing. As much as I hate to admit it…”
He trails off. Gerard raises his eyebrows. “Yes?”
“God, I don’t want to say it. But I guess it’s objectively true that working with you would probably make my book better.”
Gerard laughs again. “It sure as hell can’t make it worse. I did read your manuscript, it’s awful.”
“Hey, okay. I thought we called a truce.”
“For now,” Gerard says lightly.
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critically celebrated chef/restaurateur frank iero has submitted a manuscript for his upcoming cookbook. the problem? it's terrible. his editor pairs him with a ghostwriter to fix and prepare the book for release, but when frank finds out it's gerard way, his old culinary school classmate and acclaimed food critic who once trashed him in a review, he's certain it'll be a shitshow. after all, they have a history.- Language:
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fucking OH MY GOD its lowkey night