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    If this is what the bastard smells like on suppressants, then Ed can't even imagine how good he must smell normally. What would the full force of it do to Ed's body? To his psyche? It would probably feel amazing.

    Ed hopes he smells half this good to other people when he presents, but knowing his luck he'll smell like dear old dad, not that he remembers what that smells like anymore. Probably it'll be some bullshit like... like... a train car when it's way too hot out. Rancid milk. Automail oil, too, even if he gets his limbs back, because there's no way he won't be cursed with this for the rest of his life. To be fair, he fucking deserves it.

    Part of this whole thing has to be about acceptance, though, doesn't it? So, maybe he'll just... be what he is. For once.

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    20 Mar 2026

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    Shane is silent for so long that Rozanov leans, slouching against the doorframe, and raises his eyebrows at him expectantly. “Yes? You are selling bibles?”
    “You fucked my girlfriend.” It tears out of him.
    “Ah,” Rozanov drawls, as if the thought is just now occurring to him, “yes. I did.”

     

    based on a tweet

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    13 Mar 2026

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    When Shane thought back on his life, he could not identify a serious misstep. Nothing should be wrong with him. He'd done everything exactly how he was supposed to.

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    12 Mar 2026

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    Deku's sex tape leaks and Bakugou absolutely doesn't want to see it. Not at all. Not even a little bit.

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    09 Mar 2026

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    The Thank-Fuck-We-Aren’t-Dead Sex had started then, and had never really stopped. Then came the feelings and the fights. The ego, the pride, the jealousy. And then there was Us.

    (The one-shot smut fic that turned into an entire world for you.)

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    08 Mar 2026

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    Ed caught him looking. Roy expected a snide comment, but he just held his gaze for a long moment before turning back to his work. This was a new Edward, he was quickly learning. Here, he was a private young man who left behind some secret life to open a magic hospital in the woods. Ed, not Edward. "Doc," the nurse had called him.

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    05 Mar 2026

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    It felt humbling to realize that he’d gotten too comfortable with the idea of spending almost every night at Roy’s, talking, debating, cooking together—it was a domestic life they cultivated, and one Ed took for granted all too soon. Roy would go back to Ishval whether Ed was ready or not.

    He warned his students against that often. If something can be had, it must also have the potential to be sacrificed, he told them with a thickness in his throat. If you cannot live without it, that’s what will be taken from you first.

    That is equivalent exchange at its core.

    Ed is a professor and Roy is a hero; they try to make it work.

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    25 Feb 2026

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    “Hudson Williams, great to meet you,” Hudson says, swooping in with his boy-next-door smile and a firm handshake. He looks absurdly good—shiny dark hair, broad shoulders, charming as hell. Like a glossy, well-lit Superman ripped straight from Connor’s earliest spank-bank memories.

    “Likewise, Mr. Williams, I’m—”

    “I’m so sorry,” Hudson cuts in smoothly, already moving backwards a smidge with Connor in tow, hand pressing warmly against his spine. “But I’m actually here to steal this guy.”

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    23 Feb 2026

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    Hayden hated the guy. Hated him.

    Hated his stupid, smug smirk and the myriad of insults he threw Hayden’s way and the way he made fun of Shane like it was a funny game then looked him up and down like a piece of meat and his reputation of sleeping with everything that fucking moved and the memories of being slammed into the boards by him and quite literally everything about this Russian dickhead.

    And he hated that he was now going to have to do everything in his power to learn how to tolerate Rozanov because Shane was inexplicably and hopelessly in love with him, and Shane was his brother in every fucking thing but blood, and Hayden was not going to keep being responsible for that sad puppy look on his face every time he realized how poorly they got along.

    So far, Hayden sucked at it. Big time.

    ---

    It bothers Shane that Hayden and Ilya don't get along, so Hayden is putting in the effort to try and see these redeeming qualities Shane claims the guy has. Over the years it becomes easier and easier, until one day, he realizes he doesn't have to actually try anymore.

    or, 5 times Hayden realized he was starting to tolerate Ilya + 1 time they acknowledged they were actually friends now

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    22 Feb 2026

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    Ilya was good at noticing things about people, and he was good at understanding them. Shane was not. That was okay. Shane had developed his own way of getting to know Ilya. It involved a lot of inane questions and, more importantly, no longer involved condoms.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    A video of Shane sucking Ilya’s dick is leaked. Over the next twenty-four hours, Ilya goes on an odyssey.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    He’s not alone—hardly ever is, in Boston.

    But maybe, just maybe, he’s lonely.

    It sneaks up on him in stupid moments: standing in line at the bank, catching a ride with Connors after practice, because he doesn’t have a car yet. Lying awake at night with the low hum of traffic outside and the wrong kind of silence pressing in around him.

    In his rookie year, Ilya makes an anonymous online friend. Unfortunately, it's a terrible idea.

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    02 Feb 2026

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    MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
    rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 3 and unfollowed 0:

    ✅ montrealmetros (The Montreal Metros)
    ✅ shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander)
    ✅ metrosworst (Worst Metros Plays)
    ⏎ 55 ⟳ 39 ♡ 732

    rozanov defender @gremlinroz
    ... alright who told ilya about the mlh tracker
    ⏎ 0 ⟳ 10 ♡ 63

    lea @rozanovsss
    getting ready for the game on thursday i see... masterful trolling
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    The history of Hollanov, primarily as seen through the MLH Tracker on Twitter.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    They were too far gone. An hour or ten minutes ago, Roy noticed the bartender shooting them disapproving glances and was very glad that he had had the mind to change out of his uniform before meeting Maes for a drink. Because sometimes, it wouldn't be a single unity of drink.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    "We are having issues with the DRS."

    Roy knows. "I know," he says. "There are four more laps to go."

    The China circuit hates him; he is quite sure of it. DRS issues on the final laps while he is desperately fighting for the sweetness of a podium. Last year was the stupid engine — DNF.

    "Then hold the fuck on."

    "Not helping," Roy snaps. "Do something useful instead of just telling me things I already know."

    "It's my job to tell you the issues we're having."

    Four more laps. Four. He can do it. This set of soft tires is almost gone. The brakes feel weird. The DRS is fucked. He can do it. Four.

    "Edward," he says like it's a curse. "Just shut up and let me drive."

     

    Or the fic in which Roy is a four-time World Champion Formula 1 driver, Edward is a prodigy and his race engineer, their team sucks and they fuck about it. That's it.

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    26 Jan 2026

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    “Lily,” Hayden says automatically. “You know about Lily?”

    Something flickers across Rozanov’s face. His jaw twitches. “Yes, I know about Lily.” He raises his eyebrows.

    Hayden feels like a complete asshole, all of a sudden. There’s just been too much going on to even think about Shane’s mystery girlfriend. “Shit, I should probably, like, call her, or something? I don’t know this girl at all, but Shane’s been obsessed with her for years. If she was watching the game, she would have seen him get hurt.”

    “You don’t need to call her,” Rozanov says, and when Hayden glances at him, he still looks fucking miserable but now he’s rolling his eyes, a much more familiar expression of disdain on his face. “She’s sitting right here.”
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    Hayden Pike and Ilya Rozanov are waiting for Shane to wake up after he took a bad hit on the ice. They get to talking.

    Chapter 2: Ilya and Shane talk about what it means, now that someone knows their secret.
    Chapter 3: Shane and Hayden hash out the big reveal.
    Chapter 4: Ilya tells Svetlana the big secret.

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    12 Jan 2026

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    Roy has suffered far too much pain in his life.

    Only half of it has been his.

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    05 Jan 2026

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    Revelations ensue; everyone survives.

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    04 Jan 2026

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    Roy's working. He's working on ignoring the something-like-a-man lounging in the chair on the other side of the desk. He does not anticipate that he will be successful.

    [MAJOR mid-series spoilers – technically Brotherhood 'verse.]

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    04 Jan 2026

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    Maybe if the video ended there, Shane thought, it would be okay. Okayish. Still incriminating. Still a fucking disaster. Still embarrassing, to have his breakup with this beautiful actress filmed and disseminated on Reddit of all fucking places, but not a nail in his coffin, burying him alive. But the video didn’t end there.

    “Can I ask if you’ve ever been with another guy?” she had to ask.

    And he, tears visible in his eyes, had to nod.

    Just once. Just a single nod.

    Why did he have to nod?

    “Have you ever told anyone that before?” He shook his head. “Was it different? With a guy?”

    “Of course.”

    Of course.

    “Was it better?”

    “Yes.”

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    Shane’s conversation with Rose is secretly recorded. Months later, after the All-Star game and Ilya’s confession in Russian, the video gets leaked online. Shane is outed to the world while Ilya is in Russia, and must now finish the 2016-2017 season with the entire world in on his secret.

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    31 Dec 2025

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