starrytoast
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after all the things that I've done wrong by starrytoast
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
17 Aug 2025
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Six years after Dan and Phil's university relationship ends in flames, they find themselves unexpectedly reunited when Dan is set to have an author's signing at the bookstore where Phil works.
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do you believe in fate? by starrytoast
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
31 May 2025
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Moving into a new apartment is stressful enough as it is. The last thing Phil needs is to keep accidentally getting his neighbor’s mail. (Except, it turns out that the neighbor is both extremely cute, and very flirty. So maybe the universe knows what it’s doing.)
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apply pads (shock now!) by blongblong
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Jan 2026
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When Paramedic Shane Hollander and EMT Hayden Pike start working nights, they expect to spend their shifts getting fucked over by Response Paramedic—and notorious asshole—Ilya Rozanov.
Shane does end up getting fucked, just not in the way he was expecting.
(shane just wants to do his job and ride the ambulance. ilya thinks shane should be riding him, instead.)
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- Part 1 of return of spontaneous circulation
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- English
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30 Jun 2026
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Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️ by hermacology
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.
Who lives in Canada.
Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.
The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.
Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.
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- Part 1 of they haven't connected shit
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- English
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25 Jun 2026
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Pour Decisions by hermacology
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 Mar 2026
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Hayden Pike and his group chat of coworkers are pretty sure their new manager Shane has a parasocial obsession with a professional hockey player.
He talks about him constantly, knows everything about him, watches every game, and even has candid photos of him that are definitely not available through conventional sources. So naturally, they decide to intervene to find him a man who actually knows he exists.
Shane, for his part, has no idea what they're talking about.
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- Part 2 of they haven't connected shit
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- English
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- 7,125
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25 Jun 2026
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Ilya propositions Shane in the shower after the advertisement shoot. Shane takes the bait.
Or: their first time together is in the shower after the ad.
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16 Apr 2026
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Ilya guides them to shift their weight in time with the music. Shane remembers trying to dance with Rose this way. He'd made a valiant attempt, to be sure, but dancing with Ilya now makes it very clear that it was only an attempt, like everything else with her had been. This easy push and pull between him and Ilya, the way Shane lets himself be guided by the gentle pressure on his waist, the way Ilya half-sings the song in a voice meant just for him—this is the real thing, or at least a glimpse of it. He knows there can be more. He wants all of it.
"Fun, yes?" Ilya prompts, never one to let Shane hide his enjoyment.
"Yeah. Fun."
Or: The one where Ilya and Shane finally have a good time together at a club.
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13 Apr 2026