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    a chance encounter at a bar reunites izuku and katsuki and changes the course of their lives forever

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    11 Jul 2026

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    Shane is unafraid (read: actually terrified) to say people who make out in public are disgusting. This goes for everyone, but it just so happens that he’s caught high-key judging a gay couple.

    Now everyone thinks he’s homophobic.

    Fuck his life.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    In which Shane Hollander's pubic hair goes viral, the internet colour-matches it to Pantone 15-1214 (Warm Sand), and Ilya Rozanov - creates accounts on Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr, AND YouTube to anonymously defend his not-boyfriend's crotch using genetics Wikipedia and advanced hockey analytics.

    Features: a one-star Calvin Klein review ("very poor elastic, ruined my life"), Svetlana and Rose who have never once been wrong, and the most romantic use of the word "melanocytes" in the history of the English language according to Ilya Rozanov.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    “I need about five minutes to recover from the scare.” Shane ran a hand through his own hair, heart still jumping.

    Ilya climbed back onto the bed, the mattress sinking under his weight, and slotted himself between Shane’s legs with the naturalness of someone who belonged in that space. His hands found the Canadian’s thighs, pulling him closer.

    “And…” Shane tried to shift focus from his own fright, his mind still processing the last two minutes. “Have I mentioned how sexy you sound speaking Russian?”

    Ilya tilted his head, a slow half-smile spreading across his face. The blue of his eyes darkened a shade.

    “Oh, yeah?”

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    18 Jun 2026

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    “What is this?”

    “Oh, just competition."

    “For what?”

    “Goals.”

    “What goals? Shane’s retired.”

    “There are other ways to score.”

    “Please don’t tell me this is a sex thing—”

    “Booo, Pike, get your head out of gutter. This why you have million kids. Sex on brain 24/7.”

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    18 Jun 2026