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Hermione Granger's favorite thing about being married to Malfoy is the fact that everything is big.
House, big.
Beds, big.
Bathtub, big.
Cock— okay, maybe drinking wine straight from the bottle while enjoying a bath isn't the best idea she's ever had, but as the warm water calms the tension in her body, and the alcohol soothes the noise of her mind, she thinks it also isn't the worst.
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The one where Hermione indulges in a bath after a long, hard day. Somehow, she convinces Draco to join her. Confessions are made. Promises are had. An all-around good time ensues.
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Tequila and Taco Bell by squidishere
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 Apr 2026
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After wallowing in self-induced isolation, Troy gets a phone call from his drunk boyfriend. One eventful car ride later, Troy finds himself enjoying a meal with a very happy, very drunk Harris, wondering how he got so lucky.
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The one where Troy Barret tries Taco Bell.
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Love at Last Clause by magicalsydney (squidishere)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Feb 2026
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Hermione Granger needs a new job.
Malfoy Enterprises plans to provide her the role of Chief Counsel.
A textfic based on Two Weeks Notice.
* A Dramione Textfic*
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How to Become a Sugar Daddy in 10 Days by magicalsydney (squidishere)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Jan 2026
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A charity Quidditch match leaves Hermione Granger in need of a sponsor. Draco Malfoy is ready and eager to take on the role after a bit of convincing from his best mate, Theo Nott.
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The One Where a mischievous Theo convinces Draco the roles of a Sugar Daddy and a sponsor are practically synonymous. To Hermione's (initial) horror, Draco Malfoy takes his role as her "sponsor" a little too seriously.
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"Fine." Hermione huffs and crosses her arms. "Kiss."
Four eyes bore into her.
"I'm sorry?" Harry sputters.
"You heard me. Kiss."
Harry's breathing accelerates. Draco's jaw tenses, the muscles flexing so tight she's sure it's uncomfortable.
"That's the problem, right? You want Draco." Her hand waves from Harry to Draco. "And you want Harry." She waves it back the other direction. "So have at it."
"Hermione, that's not—" Harry sets his drink down on the coffee table.
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Hermione has a newfound mission— get her two best friends, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, together. When she auctions off their time and wins (with the intention of trapping the two alone), her prize becomes more than she bargained for (in the best way).
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We all Bleed Red by dracoisforlovers (dyingisforlovers)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jun 2024
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“Leave it, Granger.” He pins me with a look that says that’s the end of this conversation.
I hear the common room door open but don’t look to see if it’s Harry or Malfoy that has walked in.
I take stock of the ingredients I can still see on the table as he rushes to pick them all up.
Honeywater, Valerian Roots, Rose petals, Dittany Leaves.“Theo, why are you brewing a blood replenishing potion?”
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25 Feb 2023
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Two dead. Three missing. The Order is down a leader and another innocent takes the Mark. Where is the Chosen One, and who killed Draco Malfoy? Dramione, sequel to "Clean," book II in "This World or Any Other" series. COMPLETE, with a HEA.
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Bookmarked by magicalsydney (squidishere)
11 Sep 2021
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For a moment, she's almost giddy. Because Draco Malfoy's been ruined by this war and he's as out of place as she is and — yes, he has scars too. He's got an even bigger one. She wonders whether one day they'll compare sizes.
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24 Aug 2021