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    Dick Grayson sees a random kid perform the Flying Grayson's quadruple somersault at a third rate circus. So obviously, he does the sensible thing: joins a suspicious circus under his legal name while his family watches in morbid curiosity and horror.

    Because subtlety is for people who didn’t grow up performing death-defying acts thirty feet in the air.

    Years of crime-fighting prepared him for a lot of things. What he didn't expect was to lose his footing once and stumble into fatherhood.

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    Peter B. Parker could, 100%, picture landing in (yet another) alternate universe. You know what? As a matter of fact, he expected it.

    One minute he’d been web-swinging through New York, enjoying a rare peaceful day with Mayday babbling happily, and the next he was crash-landing onto a grimy rooftop in the most dangerous city he’d ever seen. It was like New York turned up to eleven, all shadows and towering gargoyles, dripping with rain that seemed perpetual. The interdimensional bracelet he’d been given to travel the multiverse was sparking and smoking in his pocket— total toast. He was officially stranded.

    Ok, so it maybe, kinda sorta, been an eensy weensy, tiny bit Peter’s fault. Fine, whatever, he can figure it out like any other adventure.

    What he didn’t plan for, however, was being stranded in another universe with his baby girl strapped to his chest.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Sam raises both eyebrows.

    Sebastian scowls. "What?"

    "You know what." Sebastian raises his eyebrows to mirror Sam's, and Sam groans. "Dude. Don't pretend you don't know. What was that? With the," —Sam gestures at the closed door— "and" —He gestures at Sebastian— "whatever that was."

    Sebastian feels his face get warm but pretends he doesn't. "It's no big deal. That just... happens sometimes."

    "The farmer just casually has a precise and psychic knowledge of where you are at all times and shows up to hand you a rock?"

    It's fall of year 1, and Sebastian would like everyone to shut up about the gifts he's been getting from the new farmer.

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    31 May 2026

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    Percy loves rules. They’ve always made everything make sense and he doesn’t understand why his family can’t see that. Then things change. And Percy’s too deep in the Ministry and too well watched to back out now. But every Weasley is a troublemaker really (even if it’s deep down and hard to see). And Percy knows that the best way for him to cause trouble is to be as exacting and precise as possible. (After all, who can criticise him for being as precise as his reputation describes him?)

    Audrey has always followed the rules that were given to her. First in Hogwarts, and then afterwards. She’s not a rebel. But then suddenly the rules are wrong. And Muggleborns like her are being hunted. It turns out there are lines she won’t cross. And doing nothing is not an option. She’ll do what she can. (And she would really like to know which idiot at the Ministry keeps sending back her forgeries with petty complaints that have nothing to do with the content)

    They have opposing approaches to the situation and really shouldn’t fit together. They fall in love anyway.

     

    Rules pl. n. a set of prescribed guides for conduct or action

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    31 May 2026