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“I still don’t believe a word he said,” Sanji tells Luffy. But he can’t help the way his mind wanders back to Zoro’s words for the rest of the night.
Who was Kuina? Was she really a secret lover, as Nami had put it? Or maybe she was a friend. A sister. Maybe even a mother? That would be weird, though, what with the way Zoro was talking about her. He was practically mooning over her in the same way Sanji did over his dearest Nami-swan.
This is stupid, Sanji decides as he helps Usopp carry Zoro back to the ship against his will. It’s the mosshead. Who cares?
Or, Zoro makes a drunken confession and Sanji wholeheartedly believes the swordsman has just revealed he has a secret wife. Her name? Kuina.
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“Stiles,” Scott says, but Stiles shushes him, and presses play.
Immediately, voices blare out of the tinny little speakers. The image is blurry at first, like the camera was being waved around, and then it clears up. Filling most of the frame is a table with about a hundred kids around it, all crowding a scrawny boy with jet black hair and a ten thousand watt smile.
Derek, Stiles thinks, although he’s barely recognizable. How could that be Derek Hale?
Or, Stiles finds a box of home videos in the burnt down Hale house. Things get complicated.
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Adam was well aware who his next door neighbor was, even before he first glimpsed the man.
He hadn’t told John or Mark— hell, he hadn’t told Amanda, even though nowadays he told her everything. He hoped it wasn’t important enough to mention, at least to them. It was important to him. He’d picked it for a reason.
Besides, if Lawrence ever figured out that his new next door neighbor was the same man he left for dead in a dirty bathroom, he’d probably just think he’d finally gone crazy.
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I’m trying, Raph thought, but he wasn’t supposed to speak, so he held his breath and went as still as he possibly could. Slowly, carefully, he let the breath out and forced his body to relax. Relax. Relax. He was supposed to relax. That’s what meditation was for.
Or, Raph hates meditation. It's just another thing that makes him a disappointment.
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touch me like nobody else does by splinnters
Fandoms: Deadpool (Marvel Comics), Wolverine (Marvel Comics), Deadpool and Wolverine: WW3
20 Feb 2025
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Deadpool follows him home.
Or, well, he’s been calling him Wilson, now. Wade Wilson. He isn’t sure why yet. And “home” is a relative term, but Logan would like to think that his shabby cabin up in northern Alberta is pretty close.
Or, post-battle, Deadpool follows Logan onto a plane and into the Canadian countryside. He isn't sure why.
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Febuwhump 2024 by splinnters
Fandom Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
15 Feb 2024
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“I don’t buy it,” Pete retorts. “Someone like you? Some cook from East Blue? You’re probably worth a couple hundred thousand bellies at best, maybe a million, if your captain’s somebody.”
Sanji tilts his head back so that it rests against the dirty wall behind him. He’s still upright, somehow, through sheer stubbornness or spite. He doesn’t look like someone who only has tonight left to live.
In fact, he looks sharp. There’s no better word for it. His expression is still as peaceable as it has been since he arrived, but watching him is like watching a knife slide out of its sheath. He is, abruptly, dangerous. A tool made for cutting.
“If you knew where I’ve been, you would be terrified of me,” he says.
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28 May 2026
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A stranger might be surprised to learn it, Sanji thinks, given how severe and forbidding their first mate appears at a glance, but he is generally the first to fold when it comes to catering to their captain’s whims. This terror of a swordsman, this nightmare of a pirate, simply follows Luffy’s every step without even looking to see where it might lead, like a no-nonsense Belgian Shepherd plodding along behind a bouncy border collie.
That’s true for battle and danger as much as it’s true for shenanigans. Zoro is worth millions, is as much a killer and a criminal as any of those other Wanted men his posters are displayed beside, but he isn’t afraid to look silly. Not if it’s Luffy reaching back for him, sunny grin amped up to eleven, calling Zoro, you too! Come with me!
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28 May 2026
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where nothing hurts and nothing breaks by taizi for impossi_bull
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
08 Jan 2024
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Sanji tries to imagine Yonji carrying anything for him at all just to be nice. The daydream falls apart instantly, because Yonji only ever took things from Sanji to break them.
“Do you promise you’ll give it back?” he musters the courage to ask, clinging to the cookbook a kind old woman just sold him, unwilling to let it go without making sure. She had smiled and said she was certain her family’s recipes would be in good hands with him and Sanji doesn’t want to prove her wrong before he gets a chance to even try. “You have to promise.”
Zoro gazes down at him with that inscrutable look on his face he’s worn all day. He could probably take the book from Sanji pretty easily but he doesn’t yank it away or twist his wrist until he lets go. They just stand there, sizing each other up. Sanji’s nerves mount with every second but he doesn’t back down.
Yonji would have hurt him already and laughed about it. The first mate of the Strawhat crew simply says, after enough time that Sanji knows he’s taken it seriously, “Promise.”
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28 May 2026
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in·a·ni·tion, noun; lack of mental or spiritual vigor and enthusiasm; exhaustion caused by lack of nourishment.
(In which Luffy's metabolism is faster than his doctor understands.)
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27 May 2026
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Roronoa Zoro Is a Terrible Boyfriend by ST_Osmanthus
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
03 Jun 2026
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In the summer of their second year, Roronoa Zoro got his first girlfriend. This news came as a great surprise to his best friend, Sanji.
It's a Zoro/Luffy fic. Really.
Loosely inspired by the high school Straw Hats portrayed in the Nissin Hungry Days commercials. Rated T for language.
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- Part 2 of One Piece WIPs
- Part 3 of Author’s Favs
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25 May 2026