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    “Sweetheart, your pretty little head is so silly. For every photocard I make of ugly hockey men, I make two of my gorgeous, radiant, pulchritudinous boyfriend. Sometimes three.”

    A smile breaks through the heated haze of Shane’s expression. “You’ve been using the thesaurus Dad got you for Christmas?”

    “I will beat Yuna Hollander at Scrabble one day,” Ilya declares against Shane’s hip bone.

    In the year between the Cottage and the Centaurs, Ilya misses Shane more than ever. Svetlana’s teenage cousin offers a coping method: Kpop-style Shane Hollander photocards to stare at all day long. It's a shame carrying around pictures of fellow hockey players is just not socially acceptable.

    …At least, not yet.
     
    (AKA: Ilya's mission to desensitize the hockey world to his Hollander fanboyisms, and the NHL players that suffer for it.)

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Shane fucking Hollander. Hockey’s Golden Boy. Long-time crush of Ilya Rozanov. Long, looooong time. A decade of being a fucking simp for this man. God, he was in trouble.

    It should be pretty much illegal to go from their only contact being at face-off across the ice, to suddenly hosting Shane in his exclusive club—during a fucking event, no less. Ilya’s event.

    He would never admit it, but he’s been stealthily trying to get Hollander to show up at his club for years now. Hell, Shane was the whole reason he invested in the club in the first place. Bought a fucking house here. Maybe that was an insane thing to do, but he didn’t care. Ilya was insane. Insane for Shane.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Shane's favourite time of the day is when he can crawl back into his apartment where he finally gets peace and quiet after a busy day juggling work and med school. His routine is sourly interrupted when a new neighbour moves in next door, being as loud as he is infuriatingly handsome.

    Or,

    Shane Hollander lives a quiet life, Ilya Rozanov wants nothing more than to make him scream.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    There was a small recoil, nothing Shane would consciously register as a recoil, just a slight drawing-back of his head and a micro-expression crossing the bridge of his nose.

    His brows pulled together for one second, and he pulled the carton away from his face, examining the opening.

    Ilya Rozanov has seven cameras. Ilya Rozanov has a blog.

    His gay roommate doesn't know about any of this.

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    07 Jun 2026

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     “I need your help.” 

    Ilya peers up again and raises an eyebrow. He pauses the video he was watching. “With?” 

    Shane fidgets. “I, uh… I can’t– I mean, I can but I’m not very good– Fuck, listen, just– Ineedyoutohelpmewithsex.” 

    A pause. A long pause. Ilya blinks a couple of times, mouth twitching at the corners. Then,

    “You need me to teach you how to fuck your girl, Hollander?”

    Shane needs help satisfying his girlfriend, Jessica. He turns to his roommate, Ilya, for help.

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    29 May 2026

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    ""Is it weird to produce a lot of precum"

    The cursor blinks impatiently for Shane to type enter. Finger hovering over the laptop keyboard. Eyes moving rapidly across the screen, heart rate ticking up. A deep breath and then he presses the elusive key."

    or Shane's previous hookups have told him he gets "too wet" and he's doing everything he can to hold onto Ilya.

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    22 May 2026

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    After Shane films an obscenely slutty advertisement for a sports drink company, the whole goddamn world decides he’s their new favorite sex symbol. Ilya reacts perfectly normally to this latest development.

    Or, 5 times Ilya is consumed with jealousy over his own fucking boyfriend + 1 time Shane shows him who he really belongs to.

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    22 Apr 2026

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    After making up a fake boyfriend so his teammates would stop setting him up on dates, Shane is suddenly faced with the task of finding a real one on short notice in order to avoid humiliation.

    Shockingly, his old rival, Ilya Rozanov, is willing to do what it takes to help him. Even if that means pretending to be in love with Shane for a full weekend.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    Advice columnist Lestat Lioncourt has been assigned a new piece about what to do to get someone to dump you in ten days. Louis DuLac is an advertising executive who, in order to win a big campaign, bets that he can make a man fall in love with him in a week and a half.

    When Lestat and Louis meet, their plans backfire.

    Or, a How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days AU.

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    04 Mar 2025

  10. Public Bookmark 71

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    “That a vampire thing?” he drawls. “Brooding all over yourself while staring at a painting that’s so on-the-nose symbolic of your past that it’s borderline offensive to the audience?”

    Armand chuckles, coming up behind him, and wraps his arms around Daniel’s waist, hooks his chin over Daniel’s shoulder.

    “That depends,” he says, peering at the painting with him. “Which part of your past are you brooding about?”

     

    Or: Daniel and Armand tour three art locations, meet up with two old friends, and share one braincell.

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    25 Feb 2025

  11. Public Bookmark 52

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    “We talked about this when we moved in, we said no maiming the neighbours!”

    “I haven’t touched him,” Armand protests.

    “Yeah, no, psychological torture very much counts as maiming.”

    “Not according to the Cambridge Dictionary. I checked.”

     

    Or: Armand needs some enrichment in his enclosure. Lucky for him, Daniel is there to help.

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    24 Feb 2025

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    “You used to be interesting. A fascinating boy. I’m sure you can summon some of that to save your book and your life.”

    “What do you want me to do? Tap dance?”

    Armand took another paper from Daniel’s stack, ripping easily from the notebook. “Take off your clothing.”

    “Excuse me.”

    Armand’s blank look did nothing to clarify the situation. “I want to see what you look like.”
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    Daniel was alone, in a foreign country, with a vampire whose marriage he just destroyed. God help him.

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    16 Feb 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 48

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    He wanted Armand, and a year since his turning he had had enough of the silent, self-punishing from his devil. Professional instigator he was and stubborn to the marrow of his bones, Daniel wasn’t going to accept it for much longer.

     

    or, 5 times Armand and Daniel run away, and the 1 time they don't.

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    11 Feb 2025

  14. Public Bookmark 87

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    Lestat and Daniel bond, and Lestat has a fun idea to lure Armand out of hiding!

     

    “No,” Lestat agrees. “You won’t be able to find him if he doesn’t want to be found.”

    “Then wh—”

    “However, there are ways of persuading him to come to you.”

    “And how am I supposed to do that?” Daniel asks with more desperation than he would like. “He made it pretty clear he doesn’t give a shit about me when he left me retching on the floor of his ex-husband’s fancy penthouse.”

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    28 Jan 2025

  15. Public Bookmark 43

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    “Was that honey and pineapple line just Louis pulling my leg?” Daniel asks, fighting the desire to sit Armand down to re-listen to the recordings and ask him to point out all the places they’re saying silly, untrue shit just to see what they can get away with. “I haven’t seen you eat regular food like I saw Louis make an effort to do that one time with dessert. Honey and pineapple? You don’t strike me as a fan of sticky stuff.”

    “While it doesn’t harm me, consuming human food is a chore. Louis can, in fact, associate his mortal memories of food tastes with blood. Unfortunately, I cannot. But differences in blood type and contaminants present—alcohol, drugs, and other substances, for example—I tend to be able to detect.” Armand takes another drink, thoughtful. “You always tasted wonderful to me with brandy in your system. You still do.”

    “Not so much with the other crap I used to ingest, I’m guessing.”

    “Regretfully, Daniel, no. I never developed a taste for cocaine.”

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    28 Jan 2025

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    Armand thinks himself great at first impressions. He ought to be, having spent so many years twisting himself into whatever form most pleases.

    But when he met Daniel, he had already shattered into the pieces of himself that are loud, insincere, cruel. The pieces that are not worth loving, some part of his mind whispers, in a voice that could belong to Louis or to Lestat or to any number of others whom he has tried to fit inside of himself and keep, an endeavor which has only ever ended in the same blistering disappointment.

    And now—as he is sitting in the wreckage of another failed attempt at shaping himself into a home, covered in plaster dust from an outburst of rage only a fraction as bright as that which he deserved—now all there is left in front of him is Daniel.

    Armand, Daniel, and the monsters memory makes of us.

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    14 Jan 2025

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    It’s starting to feel like this is not just about him feeling sorry for what happened earlier. Daniel says as much aloud, unable to help it even if it might mean shooting himself in the foot. Even if he might risk putting an end to this by giving it name.

    “Hmm,” Rashid hums in feigned contemplation as he settles one knee on the bed beside Daniel’s hip. The index finger of his left hand dips underneath the sleeve of the older man’s cardigan. Runs along his pulse point, his veins. “What do you think it’s about, then?”

    “No fucking clue,” he replies, his stare dragging up the line of Rashid’s throat, over the curve of his jaw, past his mouth and up to his eyes. The boy isn’t meeting his gaze, his lashes fluttering in the direction of Daniel’s wrist. His lips are parted slightly. He looks—he looks.

    He looks horny. Wrecked. Devastatingly pretty.

    Rashid huffs an airy laugh. “Liar.”

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    14 Jan 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 47

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    “I want to mind control you,” said Daniel— “during sex. Like you used to do me.”

    Armand blinked. He did not move, which seemed to surprise Daniel, who had perhaps expected him to pull away violently. Armand’s heart was racing, and his face felt hot. He regretted having fed so impulsively, wished he hadn’t bothered. What had compelled him to, anyway? “However precocious Louis might think you are,” he said, “you won’t be able to dominate another vampire’s mind yet.”

    “No,” agreed Daniel. “I won’t. Which is why I want you to let me do it.”

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    10 Jan 2025

  19. Public Bookmark 45

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    Armand felt feverish, thirsty, starving—sick with want, dizzy with muffled confusion at what was happening, all of this too quick and intense for him to process. “You are absurd,” panted Daniel— “wretched—lying and conniving, hateful—” He had shoved Armand’s thighs apart and gotten between them.

    “Yes,” said Armand. He twisted one hand in Daniel’s hair. “Yes, I am....”

    “Maddening,” Daniel went on— “absolutely maddening, you appalling, ghastly, stupidly bewitching thing—” Yet where just moments before he had been handling Armand roughly, moving him this way and that, now he was all of a sudden gentle and caressing. He was kissing Armand’s forehead and smoothing back the hair from his face.

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    10 Jan 2025

  20. Public Bookmark 70

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    “You need more blood,” decided Daniel. Armand’s behavior had clearly disturbed him.

    “Okay,” said Armand. He got back into his coffin. He reached up to close the lid. He had already closed his eyes.

    Daniel ripped the coffin lid off its hinges and hurled it across the room. It struck the far wall with an immense booming sound. Armand stared at it. Daniel stared at him. Then Armand got up and got into the other coffin. Daniel ripped the lid off that one, too.

    There was a long moment of silence. “I see,” Armand said at last. “You’re upset.”

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    10 Jan 2025

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