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your fool in this game for two by abillionstars
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool (Movieverse)
04 Aug 2024
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“Have you ever lived with anyone before?”
At Wade’s question, Logan pauses to think. Scratches his balls for a second, and says, “I lived at Xavier’s school for a while, before I left. Lived in a clapboard boarding house about seventy years back. A couple of times, I slept in a park with other people nearby. Do those count?”
“That was a rhetorical question,” says Wade. “Some might even call it an accusatory one. Mostly because—dude. I’m a fucking mess. But you’re even worse.”
(two loser loners, falling in love.)
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14 Jun 2026
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Paradox rubs his eyes. "My higher-ups giving you that TemPad was a mistake," he groans. "You were only supposed to use it for emergencies."
"This is an emergency. I need your help."
The man stares for a second then gives a bark of unhappy laughter. "My help?"
"Yep. I need to find Logan. You can look him up and tell me where he is, and I'll be out of your perfect coif faster than you can say 'Waystar Royco.'"
"Mr. Wilson." Paradox folds his hands and looks square in Wade's eyes. "Everything I have learned about your love life today has been strictly against my will. Even if I could help you locate your hapless paramour, I would rather have my balls ardently fondled by a lobster than be involved in this for one second longer than I have to be."
(In which Logan tries to deal with a problem the way he's always dealt with it, Wade finds himself in a situation he doesn't understand, mutual misunderstandings fly wildly, and Mary Puppins saves the day.)
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09 Jun 2026
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Bordering on Miraculous by punk_rock_yuppie
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies)
11 Aug 2024
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“Spit it out, Wilson,” Logan groans. He should heave himself out of bed and hole up in the bathroom until he can regain some composure. But that would mean leaving the warmth of his nest- his bed- their bed. He buries his face in the pillow instead, though all it does is fill his flaring nostrils with the mixed scent of him and Wade.
“I thought you were house-trained, peanut.” Wade’s reply is a little canned, like he’s been waiting a smidge too long to crack the joke and it’s gone stale. “Sorry, not my best work. I’m kind of distracted.”
“It’s not piss, idiot.”
“Yeah, I figured that out for myself,” Wade barks back, “you smell like the backseat of my Toyota Camry on prom night.”
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08 Jun 2026
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a night without holly means a chance to get loud.
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01 Jun 2026
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Jackson comes to grips with his new partner.
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