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    14 Jul 2026

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    Image Management by 409_conflict, ritualist

    Relationship Tags: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, (background)

    Additional Tags: Shane Hollander Gets Outed, Texting, Texting Fic, Good Parent Yuna Hollander, Good Parent David Hollander, Good Parents David Hollander/Yuna Hollander, Good Parent Grigori Rozanov, we are the first to ever use this tag lmao, Episode: s01e01 Rookies (Heated Rivalry), Rookie Year, set after the CCM shoot but before the 2011 All-Stars game, Momager Yuna Hollander, Public Relations, pre-situationship era, Yuna Hollander-centric, Protective Yuna Hollander, Supportive David Hollander and Yuna Hollander, POV Yuna Hollander, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence

    Summary: During his rookie year, Shane goes to a Halloween party at a Montreal gay bar to confirm some suspicions about himself. Unfortunately, it’s 2010, so the official photographer uploads a few hundred photos to the bar’s Facebook page.

    Yuna gives real thought to finding Mark Zuckerberg and strangling him with his own hoodie strings. Probably this particular thought spiral suggests it’s time for her to step away from the PC, but the thought of taking a break – of leaving the burning fuse that could blow up her baby’s life at any moment unattended – makes her stomach churn.

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    The Boston Raiders are making decent time heading up into Michigan when one of the horses almost breaks an ankle on what’s left of the road.

    A highly lethal—and highly contagious—virus has swept across the planet, taking down the power grid, toppling society, and leaving behind only a tiny fraction of the population. For a while, it seems like everything is over. This is not the case.

    Or: The world ends. Shane Hollander starts playing for Boston. Yes, in that order.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    Dawn in the Altered World by idiopathicsmile

    Relationship Tags: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

    Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Post-Apocalypse, inspired by Station Eleven (but you don't need to read Station Eleven to understand it), implied secondary character death but no specific deaths are ever confirmed, absolutely zero zombies if that is a concern for you, high levels of pining, rated E because this one is a slow burn until it isn't, Light BDSM, Dom/sub, bondage and communication, Marijuana Use

    Summary: The Boston Raiders are making decent time heading up into Michigan when one of the horses almost breaks an ankle on what’s left of the road.

    A highly lethal—and highly contagious—virus has swept across the planet, taking down the power grid, toppling society, and leaving behind only a tiny fraction of the population. For a while, it seems like everything is over. This is not the case.

    Or: The world ends. Shane Hollander starts playing for Boston. Yes, in that order.

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    Rush week confirms a lot of things. Ambitions, fears. Where do I fit? What if I don’t fit anywhere? Nervous freshman bitten-lip shit. Being an active, a senior, means having answers. Shane has no further questions.

    Or, Shane’s in a frat. Ilya rushes.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    decadent stress chamber by garagepaperback

    Relationship Tags: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

    Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - College/University, frat AU, little bit of an, Age Difference, internal and external, Homophobia, Alcohol, what i would call the south park fandom’s classic ‘eric cartman’ style warning. they’re frat boys so. eric cartman style blanket warning, POV Shane Hollander, Angst, mud wrestling, Hazing, the threat of shaving someone's head as foreplay, Frogs, a paddle does appear and maybe not how you're hoping, Angst with a Happy Ending

    Summary: Rush week confirms a lot of things. Ambitions, fears. Where do I fit? What if I don’t fit anywhere? Nervous freshman bitten-lip shit. Being an active, a senior, means having answers. Shane has no further questions.

    Or, Shane’s in a frat. Ilya rushes.

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    The old description was “Two times Shane spanks Ilya, one time Ilya spanks Shane” but I have decided that this will be a series I continue.

    This is a series of one shots, they can be read separately.

    Or: Shane thinks he’s invented hole spanking with the power of his own freaky mind.

    No plot. All porn. All quite nasty.

    NEW CHAPTER ADDED YAY SHANE CANES ILYA YAY WHO CHEERED

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    14 Jul 2026

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    Clean Up Your Mess by isto4u

    Relationship Tags: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

    Additional Tags: Spanking, Impact Play, talking about hole spanking, Established Relationship, Post-Canon, Shane Hollander Walks Ilya Rozanov Like A Dog, Sub Top Ilya Rozanov, Sub Ilya Rozanov, Ilya Rozanov is Whipped, Ilya gets spanked within an inch of his life, Dom Shane Hollander, Paddle, Belting, Blow Jobs, Aftercare, Pain Slut Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander Brat Tamer, Wyatt Hayes has seen far too much, hole spanking, Caning, Humiliation, Hole caning, Anal Sex, Domestic Discipline, Pain Slut Shane Hollander, Soft Dom Ilya Rozanov, thigh spanking, Sexual Overstimulation, Thigh Caning, Freak4Freak Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Post-Orgasm Tip Polishing

    Summary: The old description was “Two times Shane spanks Ilya, one time Ilya spanks Shane” but I have decided that this will be a series I continue.

    Or: Shane thinks he’s invented hole spanking with the power of his own freaky mind.

    No plot. All porn. All quite nasty.

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    The chips are set to fall by icopythefax

    Relationship Tags: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Scott Hunter & Ilya Rozanov

    Additional Tags: Bets & Wagers, POV Ilya Rozanov, Not Canon Compliant, Chaos Puppy Ilya Rozanov, Coming Out, Ilya Rozanov is a Menace, Ilya Rozanov Has Good Gaydar, Everyone is Gay, Crack, Ilya & Scott friendship, Homophobia, Canon-Typical Violence, Crack Treated Seriously, MobWife!Shane, Everyone Wants Shane Hollander, Shanecurious, Morally Gray Ilya Rozanov, The T for Teen is the maturity level of the dick jokes in here, Acronyms as a love language, Spoilers for all Game Changers books, Happily Ever After, Optional Solve-along Logic Problem

    Summary: At the 2017 All Star Weekend, Ilya takes fate into his own hands to produce at least one out MLH player by the end of the season. Thus begins his part-time side hustle as community organizer, mastermind, and Commander-in-Chief of the Gay Hockey Army.