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    The last thing Percy remembered was frantically cramming Latin flashcards with Grover, down the hall from Mr. Brunner’s classroom. They had a test in an hour. Didn’t they? His head spun. A tree shadowed him, blocking out the sun, but even in the shade he was sweating, his Yancy uniform shirt sticking to his skin. He pushed himself up, heart thumping. He was in a clearing, and he wasn’t alone.

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    i.e., another Broken Pantheon fic, where a few demigods end up stranded in a world where the gods don't have quite so many children

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    26 Apr 2026

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    !! this is a fresh, interesting take on this au i love it

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    Percy might be battling a mild case of amnesia, but he's pretty sure this isn't what he signed up for. Also, he missed the day in school where they learned about respecting the spacetime continuum.

    or, Percy is reborn at the founding of Athens and immediately wrecks the place.

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    25 Apr 2026

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    this is so cool THE FIRST CHAPTER HELLO

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    The plan was simple. Give Sally the baby. Let her raise him to the best of her ability. Remain in the background and provide support as needed.

    Well yeah.

    Sally dying of a natural cause? Not part of the plan.

    Unwilling to give up Percy to the chaos that the mortal world's foster system would be, Poseidon makes a spontanous decision to raise him all on his own. As a mortal. On land.

    No interference rules? Well, he was never good at keeping to his brothers nonsense.

    Still, he has to do it in secret. No one shall find out.

    Well, he might have sharp teeth, but in this case, he bite more than he could chow.

    Other people get involved. Things change.

    Camp Half-Blood is not prepared for the result.

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    My take on a Dadseidon AU

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    19 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    THIS IS SO FUN

    "Percy is a good walker" is frying me

     

    Mr. Brunner, the useless Latin teacher.

     

    "And why did you have to specifically mention that the gods were in Rome? I mean, literally everyone knows that the Roman gods were inspired by, or based on, the Greek gods, Mr. Latin Teacher?"

    Chiron flinches violently. "You know about the Roman gods?"

    "Uh...yeah? Not because YOU taught me anything, but, duh, that's kind of part of it? What did you expect?" Then, turning to Dionysos, "Are you sure that's really Khairon? He seems to have a very...strange view on things."

     

    oh my god i love how percy is just a fucking nerd who won't stop roasting people his whole first interaction with dionysus and khairon is absolute GOLD

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    If there's one thing that Draco Malfoy yearns for, it's seeing Harry Potter in pain. How that happens, he doesn't care. When Potter's name is pulled out of the Goblet of Fire, Draco sees it as the perfect opportunity to fulfill his greatest desire. Except Saint Potter has luck swimming in his veins. He needs to be distracted... And the best way to do that is to make him fall in love.

    THIS IS THE REWRITTEN VERSION AND THE PREFERRED VERSION FOR YOU TO READ.

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    19 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    never ended up finishing reading this i just remember it was absolute PEAK

  5. Rec 64

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    Percy was six when his mom married Paul.
    Seven when they stopped going to Montauk. Seven and a half when they moved into a bigger apartment with cleaner walls, bigger windows.
    He was eight when Estelle was born.

    Eight when he met his dad.

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    15 Apr 2026

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    whos crying im not crying why would you say that thats so funny