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    “Hey!” He calls, jogging through the shallows. “Hey, are you alright?”

    There’s no response, and Shang Qinghua is starting to think he might be in deeper shit than he had initially thought.

    Vaguely lamenting his stress free day off, Shang Qinghua draws close, as another wave breaks over the person in the water with enough force to roll them—him—over.

    Shang Qinghua’s jog slows to a standstill.

    “You have got to be kidding me.”


    A merman washes up on shore, injured and near death. Shang Qinghua does the right thing; he turns around and marches himself home, pretending he saw nothing, because he doesn’t need this right now.

    Yeah, right.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Shang Qinghua never gave the A/B/O status of the world much thought beyond the potential problems it created for An Ding peak. As a canon fodder character, it had never seemed important, even after his relationship with Mobei-Jun, an alpha, had turned somewhat serious. After all, Shang Qinghua was only a mere beta.

    So why was everyone at the banquet suddenly staring at him?

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    Shang Qinghua finally gets wife-plotted.

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    This is a gift for Fernstone for the Scum Villain Secret Santa.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Mobei-Jun does not speak human. He does not speak human even a little bit, as Shang Qinghua has tested by saying absolutely unholy filthy things to him that should have gotten him instantly murdered, but instead only earns him a blank, annoyed stare. 

    “My king, please, it’s only water. It’s unpoisoned, see? See, I’ll drink some. Ahh, tasty, safe water! Please, drink it? You’re sweating so much, you’re, like, melting.” He helps Mobei-Jun drink the water. “... God I really want to lick the sweat off your neck.” 

    Mobei-Jun does not react. Ahaha, this is kind of fun. Except for all the ways that it’s so fucking inconvenient. 

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    Shang Qinghua wrote PIDW to have many different languages; he does not remember this.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Finally, Shen Qingqiu breaks the silence.

    "So, let me get this straight." The Peak Lord says slowly. "You both encountered this fruit and decided to take bites from the same piece, only to swap souls and find yourselves stuck, with no way of reversing it."

    The two demon lords exchange a rueful look.

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    In which Mobei-Jun and Luo Binghe fall into another wife plot and swap bodies, much to Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu's distress.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    “I will gut you like a fish if you don't keep your eyes to yourself you pathetic little man”

    After that insult Binghe listens to Taylor Swift for an hour in his car in the gym parking lot. Binghe needs help.

    "You're hair is so pretty, do you use any product in it?"

    Binghe listens to One Direction this time and imagines how many dogs he will have with Shen Qingqiu once they move to a little cottage in the countryside.

    - aka: Binghe's gym crush is giving him very mixed signals, and he's not sure how long his heart can take this.

    Update 6/23/23: Alternative ending posted as ch.6

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    11 Jun 2026