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    After a surgery on Erid puts him under general anesthesia, Grace’s memories of Earth slowly filter back in. Namely, the memories of how he used to cope with the stress of graduate school.

    Grace likes to be a puppy, sometimes.

    Rocky would harness the sun (he already has) for Grace. So what’s different about helping his pretty, leaky, alien calm down like this?

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    11 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 64

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    Adrian’s response tune is low and deep, calm like the tide in the wavepool they were sitting next to.

    [Yes. Can indicate Grace health in many ways. We discover this from human biology scientific journals you provide. We use to assess your nutritional needs, track your recovery progress, conduct tests to confirm biological functions working adequately. Plus…]

    They gently tap their carapace against Rocky’s, making the smaller Eridian chirp with glee.

    [Rocky here will not let Adrian know peace if science team not use all tests for Grace benefit. Understand, question?]

    Erid's science community is interested in Grace's biology, in more ways than one. Adrian and Rocky enlist the help of his personal medical team to facilitate assessments of his sexual health.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    Eridians bond to their mates and are able to feel when eachother jerk off. Sometimes they bond accidentally. Surely Rocky can’t accidentally bond to Grace right? They’re different species…

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    25 Jun 2026

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    A couple months after the disaster that was Fazfest, Mike secures a pretty good gig as a server. He finds it to be generally good work, managing to keep the job far longer than some of his other, less successful endeavors.

    But every silver lining has a cloud, or whatever they say. Michael Afton discovers where he works, and takes it upon himself to make Mike's time there as miserable as possible.

    Until, of course, he doesn't.

    *WIP, rating may change depending on where I take this :)

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    24 Apr 2026

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    Mike looks good when he works out. Tastes and smells good, too. Or at least, in Michael's opinion.

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    22 Apr 2026