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Five times the Deputy fails, and the one time she doesn't.
"The first time the Deputy dies, it's with a cry, a curse, and Sharky's hand grasping hers, telling her just hold on Dep, y'hear? Don't die on me, c'mon now, girl."
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Honey, Just Keep Buzzin' by smileybagel
Fandoms: Borderlands, Tales from the Borderlands - Fandom
21 Mar 2017
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"We'll put an ad up in the paper or something, or on Craigslist. Can't be that hard to find a roomie without a bee allergy." They could've gotten another cramped apartment for around the same price, but Vaughn had seen the ad for their new house and couldn't believe the asking price.
The great deal on the place? Well the guy next door was a huge dick to everyone when he was home, and his presence drove the property value around him down. But he paid everything on time and in full, so nothing could be done about it. The neighbors couldn't even call the local authorities because nothing this Mr. Lawrence did could be even considered disrupting the peace, he was just incredibly unpleasant.
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Tumblr prompt fic, based on: “Fuck you and your bee farm I’ve had enough” AU
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Corvo will want the Outsider's head for this, she thinks. How amusing.
Or, Emily is marked by the Black Eyed God.
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her father is twelve years old and he burns like the sun, ready to explode into a supernova at the drop of a hat
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written for the april fool's switcharoo thing on tumblr, so I'll be cross-posting this onto my art blog lmao
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Jack dies, and this is a victory for him.
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ninety-five year old hipsters by smileybagel
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 Apr 2014
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slice of life drabbles centering around steve rogers and bucky barnes. some are sad, some are happy, and others are just there.
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It starts with drunken karaoke on the radio in the middle of the night, and it just gets worse from there.
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16 May 2018
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I Heard That Clan's All Trouble by Tawabids
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types
09 May 2013
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The curse of Thror took everything from Thorin; his home, his people's love, and finally his family and his sword arm. Then an old wizard in a pub brings him a key and the first good news he has heard in a long time - his nephews are alive and well in the Shire, the most unlikeliest of places.
Bilba Baggins had been quite happy living quietly on her own, but Bag End has not been quiet ever since two orphaned dwarves snuck into her life and made themselves at home. However, she will be damned if she lets a one-armed dwarf prince storm in and take them away after all these years.
She'll follow her boys to the ends of Middle Earth if she has to. And maybe, if he proves himself, she might even stand beside their king.
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22 Jan 2015
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[Excerpt from a report on the practices of heretics in Dunwall]
During reign of Empress Emily the Wise, those that forsake the Abbey of the Everyman began to worship two new figures of the Void - the Crow and the Whaler. Despite the scribbled Serkonan found at some sites of worship, it has been confirmed that the practice did in fact originate from Dunwall despite the presence of the Abbey; this has been blamed on the successive disappearances of two High Overseers just before the reign of Empress Emily and the Plague, which has left the city in disarray.
According to several texts found near the shrines, heretics believe that these new gods are more benevolent than the Outsider - a lie, for all beings of the Void seek to destroy mankind - and that they originated as human. Further investigations are required.
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27 Jul 2014
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From a tumblr post: "...It’d be totally normal to dissect their partner as like foreplay or something and then play with their organs, sticking their hands in deep in the chest cavity, holding the beating heart an expanding lungs, feeling their partner’s very life bleed over their fingers and arms..."
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18 Jun 2014
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Almost an hour after he’d gotten up, Raleigh crept back into the bedroom and pulled the curtains open, filling the room with bright winter sunlight, and from the bed came an outraged: “The fuck time ‘s it?”
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17 Nov 2013