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    “Naruto is a person with a name,” Iruka snapped, already way past the limit of his patience for the day. Funny, how he could spend all day with small children, but a single council meeting wore him down to the bone. “Use it.”
    “Hmm.”
    For a long second, Iruka thought that he was about to die. And then Hatake’s eye curled in a friendly crinkle, an approximation of a smile.
    “You’ll do,” Hatake said.

     

    *** 5 times Kakashi & Iruka tried to be a normal family for Naruto + 1 time they were a full on ninja family ***

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    02 Jul 2026

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    "She makes her way to her room and sways as she turns to face him. He’s right there behind her.

    Taking a deep breath, Zelda simply stares at him, at his unfairly pretty features, at those eyes that are currently boring into hers. She drags her eyes down his body and notices his abdomen on display. He looks sinful in that outfit. She feels a sudden rush of want wash over her.

    When she meets his eyes again, she does something very rash:

    She kisses him."
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    A night of drinking in Gerudo Town leads to a forgotten night between Link and Zelda, with long lasting repercussions. Only, it's not very forgotten.

    Lots of smut, and yearning.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    “Link! You’re hurt!”

    “I’m fine, Sid—”

    “In the mouth of a demon dragon? Absolutely not, you were nearly crunched!” Sidon whirls around. “Quickly! Does somebody have a healing elixir for His Majesty?”

    His Majesty.

    His Majesty.

    And that’s when Zelda realizes—it’s not her Sidon and the Royal Guard are addressing.

    It’s Link.

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    Six months after the Upheaval, a weakened and dismayed Link appears in Zora's Domain.

    With no sign of Zelda, Impa follows the wish of Hyrule's previous sovereign, and names him king.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Sirius narrowed his eyes. “Christ, you're a brat.”

    “What’s a christ,” Regulus blurts, and smacks a hand over his mouth in desperation. “Nevermind. I’m–”

    Fine, is what he tries to say, but his throat actually spasms, and the word dies before it's ever born.

    Trying again, he clears his throat and carefully selects, “I can handle this myself.”

    Or: Regulus Black, many, many cups of ale, a pinch of veritaserum, and one Sirius Black.

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    02 Oct 2025

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    In the summer before his fifth year at Hogwarts, Harry is drawn to a room in Grimmauld Place. Like the Gryffindor he is, he enters the room without fear. The room is a library, and Harry is surprised to find that he’s eager to learn.

    Then he gets the bad news: he’s been accidentally expelled from Hogwarts, and he needs to be sorted again. Everyone is confident that he’ll go straight back to Gryffindor, but with what he's been learning, Harry’s not so sure.

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    26 Jul 2025