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"We are on opposite sides of a war!" he shouted back, his spear taking her in the thigh. "We're supposed to be killing each other. I've killed you before."
"And I have returned, and I have always refrained from killing you. Roshar would be a worse place without you in it. I will not be the one to take you from it."
"There's no one whose hand I'd rather die by." She saw the mask slip, saw the sheer desperation and pain in his eyes, and something in her ached.
"Very well, Stormblessed. If you wish for me to destroy you so badly…" She caught him by the throat, pulling him in close. "I will do so."
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Kaladin is seeking destruction via Leshwi. She decides to destroy him in a different way. -
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Adolin's head snapped up as his door burst open. Kaladin Stormblessed stood there, panting, mysteriously dripping wet.
"Kal!" Adolin shot to his feet, alarmed. "What's wrong? What happened?"
Instead of answering, he crossed the room in a decisive stride, then grabbed Adolin by the collar and kissed him so hard he shoved him against the wall.
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Kaladin is fed up with the depression. There's several things he could do about it, all of them stupid. Or he could just do Adolin instead. -
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Mel wakes up lying on a lab table.
The Rani needs a new test subject, and she's chosen her favorite human. As far as the Doctor knows, she's off traveling the universe with Sabalom Glitz. As for Glitz, who knows what she's doing to him. She's entirely at the Rani's mercy and no one is coming to save her. Oh, and her latest experiment seems to be testing the limit of the human stomach.
Why? Science!
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How To Lose Your Job At a Funeral Home by delgado_master, skeletonnoises
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005)
03 Dec 2023
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The Doctor didn't regenerate after Power of the Doctor. She dropped Yaz off, and she's now traveling on her own. And she's now found herself running from some static electricity creatures that have invaded a funeral home.
Loss is a perfectly normal human. Absolutely normal. They are definitely not a time lord trapped on earth. And now they've run into someone who can give them a way off of this rock and let them see the universe again. The only catch is that she can't know who they are. They were designed to be a weapon for the time war and the Doctor hates weapons.
They can hide for as long as it takes to get out of here, right? Certainly nothing will go wrong.
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- Part 2 of Whose Time Period Is It Anyways?
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How To Overthink Not Thinking by delgado_master, skeletonnoises
Fandoms: Doctor Who (Big Finish Audio)
21 Oct 2023
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It'd been possibly the worst night of her life. She was supposed to be dead and her survival had caused a paradoxical time loop feeding off the pain of one woman who she hadn't known had cared as much as she did. She'd just come face to face with the horror of the lives of the servants that she'd been completely unaware of. She'd almost died. She'd caused someone else to die. And she had no idea how to even begin to process it.
In which Charley and the Doctor deal with the fallout of the Chimes of Midnight.
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- Part 1 of Whose Time Period Is It Anyways?
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Whose Time Period Is It Anyways? by delgado_master, skeletonnoises
Fandom Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who (Big Finish Audio)
03 Dec 2023
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Up the stairs and to the left you'll find a small, seedy office with a strange little family made up of a self-proclaimed psychic, his actual psychic partner, a floating green snot bubble of a ghost, and the collection of psychic and non-psychic children that they've adopted. These are the stories of the little moments in-between and sometimes the big moments at various points in their lives.
A series of Mob Psycho one-shots, ranging from pre-canon to post-canon.
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the body keeps the score by thephilosophersapprentice
Fandoms: Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson
22 Mar 2026
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Kaladin sheathed his knife, taking a weary step away from the man in the green Shardplate, only for the world to snap off cold. For a moment, everything was oddly bright, colors saturated, blurred. Something was happening. What was happening? Time slowed. He struggled for purchase against the slick essence of existence.
“Kaladin!” Syl screamed.
The man in the unadorned King’s Plate had his fist buried in Kaladin’s side.
Elit is a sore loser. When he throws a Shardplate-enhanced punch at Kaladin after surrendering, Kaladin has no choice but to use Stormlight to heal--in front of the entire Alethi court. Exposed as a Knight Radiant, Kaladin must navigate the treacherous waters of Alethi politics while keeping his past and its associated fears and cruelties from dragging him under.
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03 Jun 2026
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Dust by isnt_it_pretty
Fandoms: Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson, Cosmere - Brandon Sanderson
23 May 2023
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Stormlight can't cure everything-- Kaladin knows that well.
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Or, Kaladin has chronic pain.
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12 Feb 2026
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Some Kaladin moments in time.
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March 25 update — Added Chapter 10: Not Immortal
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12 Feb 2026
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Reawakening Urithiru also awakens a virus that only infects surgebinders. Of course, Kaladin is putting more effort into taking care of everyone else than he is into preventing himself from getting sick.
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12 Feb 2026
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She wakes up slowly. Her whole body shakes, cold, aching and trapped. The Master looms over her and she begins to burn.
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01 Dec 2025