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don't promise me kind road below by sikuliaq
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
11 May 2026
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D3rlord3 might be having a panic attack. Just a little one. Because this is—this is not supposed to be happening. They aren’t supposed to meet now, meet here. D3rlord3 is supposed to be buried underground, deep within the King’s realm. Waiting. Kneeling. And Avery—Avery is supposed to be—
“Hey, so this is actually really convenient. Can you come help me move my chicken coop?”
He just. Looks at Avery, blinking away pixels and sourcecode and blue fire. “I. What?”
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D3rlord3 meets Avery before Avery descends into the mine. They both try to change fate. It might even work this time. Featuring a totally normal lake, a pet horse named Horse, a possessive eldritch wacko who can't stand up to the power of two (2) neurodivergent men, and many naps. -
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Strange things are happening in L'manberg. Monsters from a fiery hell dimension are slipping through unstable portals, villains are getting sponsorships from big corporations, and Schlatt somehow has control over the most powerful hero in the city. Schlatt would be content to let Las Nevadas run around doing whatever, but they've gone from being cartoon villains to stealing some actually valuable stuff. It sure is a good thing that nothing can permanently breach the Nether, right? Right?
In other news, Techno's farm is overrun by magic plants (and it is his one mission in life to convince everyone he meets to help him fix it), Tommy keeps using his salary up to buy protein powder, and Wilbur & Phil realize they have no life outside of work because they're too weird.
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sunday in the six-day war by sikuliaq for Falstarin
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
05 Jan 2023
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He quietly marvels at the lack of pain as his face brushes against the now-faded scars crowding for space on his arms. It had taken his old master tedious days to craft the weapons used to ruin Xiao like this, but the efforts of the geo archon and his subjects have healed all the rotten red skin Xiao thought he’d be wrapped in forever.
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Or, Zhongli is not Xiao's master, and Xiao doesn't know what to do with that.
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He was sitting in some alleyway, trying to avoid detection from the bloodthirsty Crowfather. Unfortunately, in evading the one, he couldn’t avoid detection from the... other one.
“Hey, Scorpion!” The Blood God, who happened to be TommyInnit, waved at him cheerfully. “You over here doing drugs? I love me some drugs, mmm delicious. Hey, are you a Scorpio by the way? That’d be convenient, because we’re compatible! I’m a Gemini.”
Wilbur suffered immediately from conversational whiplash. “What?”
“You look like shit,” the Blood God said. “Let’s go get some McDonalds.”
“...What?”
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Wilbur Soot is a superhero working three part-time day jobs. Two supervillains and their "retired" "civilian" "antiques dealer" family member take offense to the fact that their unique and totally-not-the-same-person friends, William, Bill, and Wilbur are all distraught, overworked sleepy boys who just want love.
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candles and bickering under the aurora's light by sikuliaq for Koolady
Fandoms: Dream SMP
31 Dec 2021
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“C’mon, old man. Let’s do some arson before the summer solstice rolls around,” he joked, dodging out of the way of Phil’s wing as the avian tried to smack him in the face. “Not even close!”
“I will poison your next hot chocolate!” Phil threatened.
“That’s a little harsh,” Techno commented, snickering. "Now stop jokin’ around, this is official Candlenights business.”
“You’re the one who—! Oh, whatever.” Phil shook his head and brought his last candle over to Techno, kicking him in the shin with a smirk. “Ready?”
“Ow! Alright, alright!”
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Or, Techno and Phil celebrate Candlenights together. Or or, two illiterate fools light some candles.
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The Astrobiology Immersion Program by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 May 2026
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It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.
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For Avery by I_ate_rocks
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
05 Apr 2026
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Three weeks into their shared Minecraft world, Derek builds Avery a library.
It has a pitched roof and reading nooks and lanterns placed at exactly the right height and a sign above the fireplace that says for Avery, so we have somewhere to put things we want to keep.Avery tries to tell Derek it's beautiful. Derek says it's just a Minecraft building. Avery says it's beautiful again. Derek says the farm was already finished so he had time. Avery says it's beautiful a third time and waits.
Derek says thank you. It comes out right this time.Later Avery falls asleep against Derek's chest on the couch and Derek pulls the redistributed blanket over both of them and thinks about the sign and decides that this, the lamp, the apartment, the ordinary Thursday night weight of someone he loves asleep against him, is also something he wants to keep.
(a fic about grain direction, reading nooks, and learning to let good things be said about you.)
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- Part 4 of something that exists now
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what's in your inventory by I_ate_rocks
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
03 Apr 2026
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What's in your inventory?
The last thing D3rLord3 ever said to AveryTheMayo in that world was a question. A distraction. A way to push him somewhere safe before the door closed.
Derek Hutchins wakes up at 3am and cannot convince himself he is real. He presses his hand to his own chest and counts his heartbeat and it doesn't help, and then Avery is there, sitting on the kitchen floor, asking him about chip flavors like it's the most natural thing in the world.
It helps. Avery helps. Derek is slowly, reluctantly, gratefully learning to let him.The next morning Derek tries to make breakfast and sets off the smoke alarm. The eggs are perfect. The toast is a casualty. Everything is fine.
(first time Avery realizes how deep it goes. first time Derek realizes he doesn't have to hold it alone.)Series
- Part 2 of something that exists now
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21 Apr 2026
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that which is worthy by chrysalizzm
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
05 Apr 2026
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“Just— uh, maybe it’s stupid, but I just thought maybe I could… I dunno, like, help you wash your hair or something. ‘Cause you said you feel gross. If that’s not awkward.”
Derek had been lying flat on his back with his face to the ceiling, but now he rolled onto his side, curled like a comma, to face Avery. He usually wore glasses, but those were conspicuously absent, and even on the reg they did nothing to soften the terse angles of Derek’s face, the truncated line from his nose to his top lip, the shadows so deep they bruised his eyes. Like this, in real life, Avery could see Derek looking at him, and see himself being seen in a way that transcended human knowledge.
“Only awkward if we make it awkward,” he said.
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13 Apr 2026
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Fragments of a World That Never Was by greybenji
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
20 Apr 2026
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AveryTheMayo, or just Avery, traced the lines of the map with a trembling finger. Feeling an almost physical pull toward it. A magnetic tug that pressed against the inside of his chest. He imagined the floors, the corridors stretching into darkness. He couldn’t help but imagine the sterile fluorescent lights humming above.
“How am I going to do this…?” He said outloud.
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The ritual didn’t fail. It just didn’t end.
D3rLrd3, or Derek survives, but not in any way that makes sense. Taken by the U.S Department of Metaphysical Sciences, he becomes something they cannot explain. Only contain.
Avery is the only one who notices, the evidence that Derek is still out there. Now he is on the run with someone who knows too much. Remembers things that haven’t happened yet, and isn’t entirely human anymore.
Retrieving him is the easy part.Understanding what came back isn’t. Derek knows how all of this ends.
And he stayed anyway.Bookmarked by sikuliaq
13 Apr 2026