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kiss the earth (that birthed you) by shittymiles
Fandoms: The Summer I Turned Pretty (TV 2022)
19 May 2026
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Conrad Fisher loves her boobs. That is a known fact, one that has been driving Belly insane for the past 14 years.
Somehow, it’s getting worse.
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i have changed (because you forced me to) by shittymiles
Fandoms: The Summer I Turned Pretty (TV 2022)
24 Sep 2025
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“I make my ramen the way a friend taught me in eleventh grade. Every fall, I listen to a playlist made for me by a boy I drove across a border to hook up with. I eat sushi because a girl who won’t talk to me anymore made me try it, and Indian food because my best friend’s parents ordered for me before I knew what I liked. There are movies I love because someone I loved loved them first. I am a mosaic of everyone I’ve ever loved, even for a heartbeat.”
(Isabel Conklin is made of memories. Conrad Fisher has been forever changed.)
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Belly and Conrad have known each other their whole lives, through every version over the years.
Time and love, what a funny thing.
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- Part 2 of nobody knows what it’s like to be us
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but tonight you're on my mind by shittymiles
Fandoms: The Summer I Turned Pretty (TV 2022)
13 Sep 2025
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Conrad is used to loud. Not being loud, because that was never his thing. Conrad’s thing has always been a busy mind, constantly thinking of the next step, no rest insight.
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- Part 1 of nobody knows what it’s like to be us
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how dare he? by shittymiles
Fandoms: Anne with an E (TV), Anne of Green Gables - L. M. Montgomery
01 Oct 2022
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How dare Gilbert Blythe come to her — in her fuzziest state of mind, between laughs and relief after the Queen’s exam — and look at her with those pretty eyes, just to dump all that information on her?
That is the first thought that comes to mind when Anne open her eyes and sits in her bed the morning after such a good evening with her dear friends.
It was late and she was telling pirate jokes for God’s sake, so how could he imply such a thing as loving her so dearly that she was holding him of accomplishing his dreams?
That is the thought that gets Anne out of bed so she can get ready to walk over to the orchard and give that stupid boy a piece of her mind.
or: gilbert should really let anne have more than 30 seconds to respond, really, and anne is gonna make it right.
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nobody knows what it’s like to be us by shittymiles
Fandom The Summer I Turned Pretty (TV 2022)
15 Sep 2025
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“Just saying, if you’re taking another hit, you should share it with me,” Mike says, and Will slowly tilts his head, drinking in every word. “It just makes sense. Like, mathematically.”
Will’s reddened eyes narrow, bewildered. “Mathematically?”
“If there’s two hits left, we’d each only get one,” Mike explains. “But if we shotgunned, we’d both get two.” God, this is the best idea he’s had in ages. He should’ve stolen Will’s weed, like, months ago. “That’s like, bang for your buck. This is simple math, Will Byers. Keep up.”
In which it’s well past midnight in New York, Will can’t sleep, and Mike feels like they barely know each other anymore.
So, they get a little high. Mike is very normal about all of it.
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play destroy by kneeinjury
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jan 2026
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Shane is silent for so long that Rozanov leans, slouching against the doorframe, and raises his eyebrows at him expectantly. “Yes? You are selling bibles?”
“You fucked my girlfriend.” It tears out of him.
“Ah,” Rozanov drawls, as if the thought is just now occurring to him, “yes. I did.”- Language:
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11 May 2026
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crazy well described life altering sex (literally!!!)
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A series of stories set in the same universe as First Name Basis. The first two stories are directly related and meant to be read in order. Everything else will likely be a stand-alone oneshot unless stated otherwise.
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The possibility presents itself like one of Al-Hashimi’s last-minute fixes: field tracheotomy. Do or die. A leap that cannot be un-taken.
God, Victoria thinks, am I really about to lose my virginity to this skinny white nerd?
Victoria's night out takes a wild turn.
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- Part 1 of First Name Basis
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r/DnD
u/MWpaladin commented on “Can’t tell the difference between sorcerers and…” posted by u/LionsandTigers7 on r/DnDu/MWpaladin: Are you an actual idiot? Sorcerers and wizards are hardly even comparable. It’s not ‘the same thing’ in the slightest. A sorcerer’s magic doesn’t even come from a book of spells, their powers are INNATE. Maybe go back to third fucking grade before you ever try and DM a campaign of your own. Jesus Christ. Another important differentiation to note is… [expand]
Or: a long, very long, retrospective of Mike’s reddit history.
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25 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
this fic ia perfect blend of the st fandom references and random internet culture like i love it sm