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Healy rolls his eyes magnificently. He releases one of March’s ankles to massage his forehead like he’s staving off a migraine. “Jesus, what do you think this is, some kind of shitty porno? I’m trying to have a professional conversation, and you’re over here presenting to me! In heat!”
“What the fuck are you talking about, man,” March squawks. “I’m not in heat. This is self-defense! I’m defending myself!”
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“I can help you,” Lars repeats. “I can take you home, and I can help you.”
Driver’s face splits into a wide and beautiful smile.
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evil alien space pirate by serenfire
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
20 Apr 2026
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“Picture: you, human, stranded in ship in space. Me: big bad space pirate, here to capture you and—”
“Have your way with me?” grins Grace. “Put your claws alllll over me? Claim me as part of your booty?”
Rocky reaches down and flicks him. “Grace make sound so stupid. Promise: is not stupid. Could be fun! Grace show me around ship, ready to do anything to convince me to let go free. Maybe Grace even show me own body."
“Oooooh, and then you could be like: ‘I’ll let you go, but since you’re the only human I’ll ever meet, I have to study you. Experiment on you. For the sake of interstellar biology.’”
“Well... word ‘probe’ did appear much during research."
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grace pretty, rocky stare by serenfire
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
05 Apr 2026
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If Rocky propositions him during the workday, he makes no such attempt at a performance—or, as Rocky likes to call it, courtship.
After they determine this is indeed the word Rocky’s using, Grace snorts. “No. Courtship is, like, old-fashioned dating. Very formal old-fashioned dating.”
“No, no.” Rocky gestures to what he gave Grace. “Is courtship. Trust.”
“I don’t know what this is, but it’s not courtship!” Grace holds up the honest-to-God padded handcuffs Rocky made for him. They jingle a little. “Explain how this is old-fashioned to you. Quickly.”
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rocky curious too by serenfire
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
29 Mar 2026
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Rocky states his proposal as soon as Grace has one foot in the ladder, and Grace misses the next rung and almost cracks his head against the side of his bed in shock.
There is no way Rocky had actually said what Grace thought he heard, just now. “You…you want to what? For science?!”
Rocky tsks, like Grace has taken the implications way out of proportion. “Experiment,” he stresses. “Logical, methodical experiment. You make it sound… unreasonable.”
Grace explodes. “Unreasonable! Unreasonable! You want to stick your hand up my ass!”
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buckle up kids we're fixing tlj by serenfire
Fandom Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
26 Dec 2017
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The Astrobiology Immersion Program by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 May 2026
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It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.
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25 May 2026
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Design Thinking for Everyday Life by lyricl
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
09 May 2026
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"So how humans pick partner?"
"Well, sexually speaking, I guess a lot of humans go off of looks,” said Grace. “Physical appearance.”
“Physical appearance!” Rocky was scandalized. “No good. Bad variable. Tell you nothing. Have to run experiment. Have to try.”
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10 May 2026
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Learn Eridian with this Eridlingo language course! 🪐
(a semi-interactive Duolingo-inspired Eridian "course" made with HTML and CSS elements)
Latest Minor Update: 05/14/26 - Added Introductions for Verbs, Adjectives, Pronouns, and Prepositions Lessons
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Cunk on Erid by Macremae
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV)
22 Apr 2026
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In this BBC documentary special, Philomena Cunk travels to the planet Erid to pose the questions no one else would even think to ask.
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22 Apr 2026
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lesson in reproduction by VulturesBarnes
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 Apr 2026
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He clambers towards Grace in his ball and settles between his spread legs, carapace tilted with a level of pride that should not translate this well on someone with no face. “Does Grace want Rocky to put eggs inside? Want Rocky to make Grace ♪♪?”