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    JJ didn't think the others saw it. Hayden, maybe, but Jackie was the only WAGs's name Shane had committed to memory so Hayden never brought it up. JJ didn't have a wife or girlfriend. He had his hookups and the names of the best restaurants in each city they player in. If JJ had a dog, Shane would probably mix its name up with Drapeau's. The others didn't get that however pathetic or sad they might think Shane, Shane thought the same of them tenfold when they missed shots at practice or ate fast food on weekdays. Shane wasn't being prissy or funny when he said, don't embarass me—JJ still doesn't know exactly what it was, but he doesn't care to find out.

    Shane had poured everything into his team (possessively: it was his team) and he asked them to give it back that day, so they delivered. When Shane smiled at them afterwards, it felt like love.

    Character study on neurotic batshit hardass Captain Shane Hollander. The awe-inspiring and aloof Canadian Hockey Jesus Shane Hollander. Unwilling MLH sex icon Shane Hollander, the face on many mens' dart boards.

    or, JJ on the enigma of (his feelings for) Shane Hollander over the years.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    JJ had never been so scared nor so turned on in his life when, once, before a game against the Bears, Shane had said completely-dead-fucking seriously, don't embarrass me. Like they were just cogs in his machine, like they were just the mice and birds dressing the blonde chick in Cinderella.

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    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do

    7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    HOLY FUCK

    7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes

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    31 May 2026

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    Shane wasn't really a... 'good' gay. He knew it.
    He was, however, an exceptional lesbian.

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    22 May 2026

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    Weeks later, when the news finally breaks, the headlines will call it a “catastrophic brain injury”.

    They’ll analyze the hit from every angle, trying to find just what went so wrong. It was clean, it was legal… and yet it somehow slammed Shane Hollander into the ice hard enough to end his career.

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    or, another take on shane’s injury in episode 5 being much, much worse.

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    08 May 2026

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    "We're setting you up with a billet situation," Fletcher continued. "It's pretty common for first-year players, especially international guys. Gives you a chance to settle in, learn the city, have someone looking out for you."

    "Okay," Ilya said slowly, not entirely sure what a billet was, but not wanting to admit his ignorance.

     He could guess from the context – he’d heard of rookies being assigned to live with older single players, veterans who could show them the ropes. Maybe that was what Fletcher meant. Connors maybe, he was probably a handful of years older than Ilya. Or perhaps Becker. Ilya just hoped it was someone who–

    "You'll be staying with Nikolai Petrov and his family."

    The words hit Ilya like a punch to the gut. For a moment, he forgot how to breathe.

    "Petrov?" he managed, his voice coming out strangled.
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    The Bears decide that Ilya should be set up with a billet for his first season. The idea of spending a year living with a man that Ilya is sure hates him is completely terrifying. And yet, it ends up being the best thing to ever happen to him.

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    04 May 2026

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    Rozanov
    hello this is ilya rozanov

    Rozanov
    can you please stop with this

    Rozanov
    i am not homophobic

    Rozanov
    hollander is not homophobic 

    Rozanov
    you are making my life very hard🙄🙄

    Vaughny
    maybe u should stop being a homophobic asshole

    Scott
    Well, I’m glad to hear you’re not homophobic but I’d love to see some actual proof of that first.

    Rozanov
    i hate you both

    Rozanov
    one moment

    Rozanov
    i wanted to send picture of me fucking my boyfriend as proof

    Rozanov
    but he said no😣😣😣😣

    (after a misunderstanding, ilya is cancelled for being homophobic to scott hunter. when shane and ilya announce their friendship, shane is also cancelled for the association with a 'homophobe')

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    24 Apr 2026

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    "What are we going to do?" Shane whispered.

    "I will tell them it was me." Rozanov said, interrupting them both.

    "You would do that for Shane?" David asked.

    "Is only way."

    "Ilya, don't be stupid."

    "Tell me other way then, Hollander."

    Shane's eyes went glassy again. "But - you won't be able to go home. Russia. It won't be safe for you-"

    Hayden exchanged a look with J.J. This whole situation was so fucked.

    (someone working at the hotel leaks a picture of shane entering ilya's penthouse)

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    21 Apr 2026

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    Emmy: When did you first hook up with him?
    Jane: 2010
    Caro: WHAT
    Megan: GIRL
    Tia: SEVEN YEARS??
    Megan: My jaw is borderline unhinged rn

    Or: In 2017, Shane finds a place where he can talk about his sex life...a group chat for girls who have slept with Ilya Rozanov

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    07 Apr 2026

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    Megan: You know I thought I’d be jealous when this day came, but I’m ready to pop some popcorn
    Jane: What day?
    Megan: The day when Ilya grows up and gets a serious girlfriend
    Jane: He’s not my boyfriend.
    Tia: This is very unconvincing

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    Ilya Rozanov is the messy queer rep the MLH needs. A public multi-year situationship largely conducted via Twitter with the weird-ass mascot of the Philly team he has no other rapport with whatsoever is precisely the kind of representation kids need to be able to look up to.
    Is he a genius or an idiot? Nobody knows.

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    25 Mar 2026

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    MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
    rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 3 and unfollowed 0:

    ✅ montrealmetros (The Montreal Metros)
    ✅ shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander)
    ✅ metrosworst (Worst Metros Plays)
    ⏎ 55 ⟳ 39 ♡ 732

    rozanov defender @gremlinroz
    ... alright who told ilya about the mlh tracker
    ⏎ 0 ⟳ 10 ♡ 63

    lea @rozanovsss
    getting ready for the game on thursday i see... masterful trolling
    ⏎ 5 ⟳ 1 ♡ 37

    The history of Hollanov, primarily as seen through the MLH Tracker on Twitter.

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    16 Mar 2026

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    >> rozanov defender @gremlinroz
    shane hollander stan is a boring prude, fork found in kitchen
    ⏎ 3 ⟳ 10 ♡ 50

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    Mic'd Up with Ilya Rozanov: OTT vs MTL | January 5, 2021
    4:56 ▶️
    Posted by OTTAWA CENTAURS OFFICIAL CHANNEL ✔ | 4 hours ago

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    @MTLGIRL | 2:40 AM 
    Can these hollanovs shut up like damn. Let’s not bring rpf into the comments section of the REAL LIFE CENTAURS HOCKEY CHANNEL? 

    @2481shilya | 3:03 AM 
    Girl i see the shayden comps on your channel lol 

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    19 Feb 2026

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    HOLLANDER: Whatever. Focus, Rozanov. Or we’ll beat your a-[LOUD BLEEP] again like last time.

    ROZANOV: [laughing] You think you can– [whistle, puck drop] Ah, f-[LOUD BLEEP]-ing sh-[LOUD BLEEP] f-[LOUD BLEEP] you, Hollander. F-[LOUD BLEEP]-ing hell.

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    Shane volunteers to be mic'd up on his first game against the Voyageurs in his first season with the Centaurs. What could go wrong?

    A lot... He hopes.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    r/relationshipadvice - Posted by u/gingeraled42 15 hours ago

    How can I [25M] support my partner [25M] more? His father just died.

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    Moments of Hollanov's relationship and lives, as seen through the eyes of Reddit

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    14 Feb 2026

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    lucarozanov

    if shane hollander gets mad at me reading about him getting blasted in the ass then he can check his bank account. i know ilya would be chill with it though

    Luca Haas tries very hard to not let anyone know about his dark (read: embarrassing) past. Unfortunately, the fans are ready to let people know for him.

    Or, Luca used to run a tumblr blog for Hollanov and the internet goes wild.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    “I’m right here. And you are okay, and you are safe, and healthy, and you are at home, yes? It is quiet, and nobody is there, nobody is bothering you. And the world is full of stupid idiots, but you are not one of them. And I am here. When you need me, I am here.”

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    or: The whole world thinks Shane is gay because of some stupid internet rumors, and he doesn't even have to confirm it. He's losing control of his entire life and he needs somewhere to put what little he does have.

    Ilya has open hands.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    something has shifted. i can feel it in the aether. they pissed shane hollander off and the planet has tilted on its axis.

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    Sarah
    Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.

    Jackie
    Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.

    Jackie has added Lily to the conversation

    Lily
    what
    what is this

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    Gianna: what'd I miss??

    Sarah: my cousin needs a date and shane hollander has a girlfriend

    Gianna: omg????

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    another WAG Ilya fic <3

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    02 Feb 2026

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    help I'm dying

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    30 Jan 2026

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    A few days before Shane’s seventeenth birthday, he told his parents he’d broken up with Elise. “It just didn’t work out,” Shane said, not really looking at either of them; instead, he was staring at the TV, obviously not really watching the hockey game he’d put on. There was a faint rosy tint to his cheeks.

    Or: in which Yuna and David try to figure out what's going on with their son through the years while trying to be good, supportive, non-overbearing parents.

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    30 Jan 2026

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    There were two coffee mugs in the sink, a black Adidas hoodie carelessly draped over one of the barstools. Ilya was taking up space, left his belongings lying around, and Shane just… let him. Happily, it looked like.

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    You didn’t have to be a genius. Or gay. It helped, probably, that Scott was, but they were just so fucking obvious about it.

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    30 Jan 2026

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