10 Works by scalpho

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    Diluc finds himself rather unmoved by the speeches of the Church's new Deacon.

    The speech about giving Venti a one-month all-you-can-drink deal at the tavern, supported by Sir Kaeya, moves him least of all.

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    90
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    16
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    “Just seemed kind of out of it, afterwards,” Kristen says. “It might’ve been part of the surprise thing. Shock. You know him better than I do.”

    And therein lies the problem: Fig really, really doesn’t.

    In the aftermath of the Annual Mordred Manor Solstice Party, Fig tries to figure out where she went wrong.

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    English
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    1/1
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    2
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    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    The great and terrible catch of joining the Society of Shadows - the paragraph that makes you hesitate, pen in hand, over the dotted line of your contract - is this: you leave behind the world as you know it, and it, in turn, ceases to know you. Your loved ones forget you; you're supposed to forget them.

    Riz remembers anyway.

    (Or: several years after the Bad Kids fall to pieces midway through their Junior Year, an agent of the shadows keeps tabs on them in the prelude to Solstice.)

    Series
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    English
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    11,876
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    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    45
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    9
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    449
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    Kai's eyes wander back into focus, and the newcomer bends down, looming over him. He flinches as they push a bloody strand of hair out of his face, and relaxes a little when he recognises theirs, realising the person in front of him is hardly a newcomer at all.

     

    "Good afternoon," Sou Hiyori says, small smile ever-plastered on his face. "Not doing too well, are we?"

    After yet another failed mission, Hiyori helps Kai return to teenage normalcy - as normal as the two of them are capable of, anyway.

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    English
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    3,657
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    20
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    6
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    When mortals pray for freedom, it's only expected of its Archon to answer.

    (Or: At the Fall of Khaenri'ah, Barbatos hesitates.)

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    English
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    1/1
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    2
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    87
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    17
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    798
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    Bill adds at the end that, in true Seacaster fashion, his wishes are ultimately overruled by pirate law. He'd like his possessions to initially be distributed in the manner he's listed, but, once that's done, whoever can kill you for it can take it from you.

    They're all content with what they've gotten, and, even if Fabian wasn't, he's stewing in enough parricide-induced guilt as it is. So they all silently agree to take the boring, not-so-piratey route of divvying up the goods as listed and leaving it at that. Fabian glances down in the general direction of where he assumes the Nine Hells are - i.e., straight down at the floor. Sorry to disappoint, Papa.

    Or, Fabian Aramais Seacaster on men who cannot die, boys who have to, and breaking the speed limit on an empty highway.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    67
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    21
    Hits:
    467
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    In which Hunch wakes up, half-dead, in the back office of Sugah's.

    (or, a spiritual predecessor to the office scene in episode 4.)

    Language:
    English
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    7,617
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    696
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    Kai makes it out of the first Main Game alive.

    What he finds on the third floor feels like a fate worse than death.

    Language:
    English
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    2,857
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    682
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    Summary

    Despite Lupus Boreas' distate for other deities, the life of any human raised under him is innately intertwined with Mondstadt's divine pantheon.

    It's only a matter of time before Razor meets its head.

    Language:
    English
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    2,856
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    108
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    27
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    “Well, it’s your birthday, isn’t it?”

    Venti’s hand stops, his drink only halfway to his lips. “It is?”

    Diluc looks up, looking equally confused. “It isn’t?”

    “I mean, you’re probably right, but-” Venti sets his glass down and peers at Diluc. “Hey, who told you about my birthday?”

    “The Traveler,” Diluc replies, suddenly sounding unsure of himself. “The sixteenth of June, right?”

    “It’s June?!”

    In which Venti doesn't realise it's his birthday.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,006
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    227
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    1,507

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