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    To the two users who flirt with hockey statistics in the comments of every post, please get married and leave the rest of us alone.

    (Or: Five times Shane and Ilya ran into each other's burner accounts online.)

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    17 Jun 2026

  2. Rec *

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    Stranded on an alien planet after being hit with some sort of transportation beam in the middle of peace negotiations between two alien races wasn’t an… ideal situation to be in, but it could be worse.

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    16 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 97

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    Bruce choked on hot and sour soup, a blisteringly hot wedge of mushroom suddenly trapped in his throat. He looked down at the box, and then back at Clark.

    “Are you serious?”

    His companion cocked his head and smiled, picking through his zhajiangmian innocently. The bluest eyes Bruce had ever seen met his grey ones. Oceans were trapped in them, the heart of lapis lazuli, miniature Earths.

    Dear God. He was serious. “No,” Bruce said firmly, shaking his head. “No, no, no, absolutely not. Clark. No.”

    The woman sitting on the table next to theirs failed to discreetly look at them. Bruce sincerely hoped a sinkhole would open up underneath him.

    “Clark,” Bruce hissed, but it came out as a half-pained groan. It always did these days. He’d gotten soft. “We talked about this. I can’t marry you.”

    or, five times Clark proposes to Bruce, and one time Bruce proposes to Clark.

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    10 May 2026

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    Not even his honeymoon can convince Bruce to leave his duties, especially when the JLA is busier than usual and the fact of said honeymoon means Superman will be absent as well. His kids promise to take care of everything, though. He really should not have trusted them so easily.

    Or, Justice League meets Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And --

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    09 May 2026

  5. Rec *

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    Kryptonian soulmarks weren't full names above the heart, like those on humans. They got symbols on their wrist meant to represent the person they were meant to love. Clark doesn't understand what the stylized bat on his wrist could possibly mean until he sees Batman for the first time-- but Batman has someone else's name.

    Or, Clark and Bruce are soulmates. They are also both convinced their soulmate bond is unrequited. Title taken from "The Hurtin' Kind" by Orville Peck

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    03 May 2026