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    Scott asked Shane if he knew any good Russian restaurants in Montreal, which then prompts Shane to be super brave and tell Scott fucking Hunter to keep his abnormally big mouth shut about Shane’s relationship with Ilya.

    But what if Scott is staring at Shane completely bewildered? What if he had no idea what the fuck Shane was talking about?

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    Harris (Barrett):
    You walk Ilya like a dog.

    Jane (Rozanov):
    He is exactly where he wants to be.

    Or, Shane gets added to the Ottawa WAGs group chat.

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    Harris: Hi, Shane!
    Harris: This is Harris Drover.
    Harris: I got your number from Ilya.
    Harris: Sorry to bother you, but I had a question.
    Harris: I know you’re coming in to sign contracts tomorrow, and I had an idea for a social media thing to announce your signing, if you’d be up for it?

    Shane: Oh, yeah, okay.
    Shane: I’ll be there, so we can do whatever.
    Shane: Always happy to help the team with a little internet humiliation that’ll be around for decades.

    Harris: Perfect!
    Harris: I promise, I think you’ll really like this, though.
    Harris: No humiliation involved.
    Harris: The only caveat is, you can’t tell Ilya.

    Shane: Okay?
    Shane: Why?

    Harris: Well.
    Harris: Here’s what I’m thinking.

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    “Ilya, you don’t actually want to watch these, I promise. They’re just boring old kiddy games.”

    Ilya blinks. “Shane. Are you trying to tell me that I will not like something because it is ‘boring’? I think we have plenty of evidence that this is simply not true, no?”

    Shane fixes him with his most withering glare. “Well, if I’m calling something boring, imagine how boring it actually is.”

    “I know you are trying to trick me, Hollander,” Ilya states, raising a single brow. “But you will not deny me my right as your husband to see baby Shane in his tiny little skates.”

    Or: Shane and Ilya watch some of Shane’s old home movies. It leads to a few revelations.

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    Jane: Stole my shoes and my sponsor

    Lily: And your heart

    Jane: And my heart

    Lily: And we share sponsor, I do not steal
    Lily: Your mother give

    Jane: My mother is a traitor

    Lily: Maybe notice if I steal shoes next time :p
    Lily: Then this does not happen

    Jane: At least you look handsome

    Lily: I always look handsome


    5 Times Shane and Ilya stole something from each other (and it was totally okay), and the 1 time it was most definitely not okay.

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