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    Look! No Dick! by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)  

    21 May 2026

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    This had been a long time coming.

    It had been months since Grace pulled Simon from his artificial waters, bloody and half-insane. Months since he's nursed him back to health, met his feral bullshit with kindness, and informed him that whatever fucked up wormhole he'd popped out of led him to a universe full of stars and planets and an Earth light-years away.

    Their caution of one another (though mostly on Simon's side) gradually morphed into respect. Not long after, it became attraction.

    Today, their pining hit its breaking point.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    like a summer shower by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)  

    11 Jul 2026

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    Grace hates how many little joys Simon has missed out on. When he finds out that Simon doesn’t know his own birthday, he decides to give him one.

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    13 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 58

    One Way to Make a First Impression by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)  

    12 Jul 2026

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    Grace was doing his best not to freak out. He and Rocky had rescued a human (?) from a submarine (??) floating in space. Now their new passenger was unconscious on the floor of the airlock. It was fine! Grace was just going to watch Rocky sleep and not worry about that, or anything else, until he had to. Well, that was the plan. Until the man (???) woke up and pinned Grace against the wall with what were maybe (definitely) tentacles. Grace may have been enjoying that a bit too much.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    Project Introduce Grace Simon is a Go! by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)  

    28 May 2026

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    Grace starts feeling suspicious and like he's being left out and kept in the dark by the Eridians, who start building a new biodome right next to his. He could never guess what the "surprise" the Eridians keep mentioning actually is, though.

    AKA The Eridians introducing Grace and Simon like zoos introduce two animals of the same species - slowly but surely.

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    11 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 46

    Bodies by

    Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

    09 Jul 2026

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    Simon really, /really/ doesn’t want to ask about getting testosterone on Erid; Ryland is horrified he didn’t mention it earlier.

    Then there’s porn. Because fun, okay?

    And yes, the title is in uncreative, I didn’t know what to call it

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    11 Jul 2026