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   Alpha, You're Ancient, Not Dead by Lucien_Maes

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   06 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort
   • Harry Potter/Voldemort
   • Harry Potter/Tom Riddle
   • Harry Potter
   • Tom Riddle | Voldemort
   • Voldemort (Harry Potter)
   • Tom Riddle
   • Severus Snape
   • Hermione Granger
   • Ron Weasley
   • Sirius Black
   • James Potter
   • Original Characters
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
   • Alpha/Omega
   • Timeline What Timeline
   • Fluff and Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Minister for Magic Tom Riddle
   • he’s a retired sweet old man though
   • Sane Voldemort (Harry Potter)
   • Good Voldemort (Harry Potter)
   • Insane Voldemort (Harry Potter)
   • but not in that way
   • he’s just deeply deeply delusional ok
   • Delusional Voldemort
   • Alpha Voldemort (Harry Potter)
   • Omega Harry Potter
   • Sweet Harry Potter
   • Manipulative Harry Potter
   • Mass Delusion
   • Snape is the only sane man as usual
   • seduction through elder care
   • unethical behavior
   • I’ve widened their age gap as if it wasn’t enough
   • Slow Burn

   Summary

   Harry Potter, 23, omega, menace.
   Voldemort, 130, looks 30, acts 300, a sweet old man who looks like sin, thinks forehead kisses are risqué.
   Harry’s plan?
   Seduce the nation’s hottest retired alpha using elder care, joint tonic, and strategic pie placement.
   His visits are anything but innocent. Voldemort remains oblivious.

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   English

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   55/55

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