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Right after the most infuriating breakup of his life, Draco overhears Harry cursing love from a nearby booth at the Leaky and finds out that he, too, has been dumped. Before long, a plan is hatched: they will work together to utterly destroy (Draco) and win back (Harry) their exes. Of course, the only thing these dummies manage to do is make their lives more complicated.
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11 May 2026
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In which Draco is a Veela and Harry is his mate. Dark!Humor or Crack!Horror, you decide.
"When Draco Malfoy turned 16 years old, he thought he’d make a night of it. He went to a club, met a bloke, and then promptly took himself next door pay-by-the-hour hotel, determined to get the most bang for the Galleon, in a manner of speaking.
Not even one full Galleon into it, Draco Malfoy lost his virginity.
It all went just how he’d always imagined it, and it was, all in all, a bloody good time.
Waking up the next morning, however, next to a bloody ribcage and a man’s intestines strewn all over the bed like thick wet streamers - that was a bloody bad time."
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02 Apr 2026
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Soulmates are incredibly rare in the wizarding world. Their bond is a romantic ideal, written about in fairy tales. The soulbond transcends marriage laws, and is more inherently powerful than any magic that could possibly be taught. It's too pure to be corrupted. Too perfect to be denied. Too bright and beautiful and good to be anything other than a miraculous blessing.
Harry Potter, who was raised without any knowledge of the wizarding world, learns all of this much too late.
Two stubborn boys turn away from each other to walk separate paths, but find that they keep on looking back.
A retelling of canon events and the years afterwards.
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03 Mar 2026
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Sugar and Spice Never Made Anything Nice by nevillenobottom
Fandoms: Harry Potter - Fandom
19 Mar 2020
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After a mistake in Potions leaves Malfoy stuck as a female, Harry tries his best not to let Malfoy or his poncy skirt distract him. It shouldn't be too challenging... but first he has to make it through breakfast.
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28 Feb 2026
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Harry finds a stray and decides to take him home.
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- Part 1 of H/D Smoochfest
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26 Feb 2026