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    Ilya was used to hazing. He had been subjected to it, he had participated in it, and, as a captain, he had stood guard over the rookies and protected them from anything truly harmful. But if he had been asked, Ilya would have approved of this prank. He would have authorized it, given Cliff and Vicky his seal of approval, perhaps even helped orchestrate it.

    Any other day, Ilya might have been happy to play along.

    But, in perfect dramatic irony, it had not happened any other day. It had happened today. And, cherry on top, of course the rookie had to walk in when Shane was already freaking out about Ilya saying his name.

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    A prank-gone-wrong leads to the Boston Bears finding out about Shane and Ilya’s relationship in 2016. The day Ilya first invited Shane into his house. Right after they say each other’s names for the first time. Fuck his life, honestly.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    It's Fall of 2014 and Ilya Rozanov has cut all ties with Russia. But there's no such thing as a clean break, and leaving isn't as simple as never going back.
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    Basically a very self-indulgent fic about how hard it would be for Ilya to actually move on from the pain of the past and to go no contact with his family in a timeline where Grigori is still alive. Also, Ilya deserves to be known and loved by more people than just Shane and Sveta. Forced/Found Family here we come.
    *Sequel to my canon-divergence fic "To only ever know the cold" (go read that first or this won't make sense!)

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    03 Jul 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 43

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    With the curse on his form broken and his resignation from the heavens received, it seems the most pressing issue Xie Lian has should be choosing the color scheme of his impending marriage to Hua Cheng.

    But neither the righteousness of heaven nor the resentment of hell is willing to let sleeping dragons lie.

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    02 Jul 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    As it turned out, a five-kilometre trudge through dark, muddy farmland wasn’t enough time for Shane to get through his entire lecture on the many dangers of setting up and using an illegal Floo connection.

    “—not to mention the risk of splinching. It isn’t limited to just Apparition, you know. If the chemical makeup of your Floo powder isn’t one hundred percent pure, or your chimney’s transubstantiation spellwork is even the tiniest bit unstable—” 

    “—yes, will die in fiery green explosion, very upsetting for all involved.” Ilya cut across Shane’s monologue. Koshchei, Hollander was too fucking cute like this, all stern and huffy. “You can say you told me so at my funeral, Hollander. We are here.”

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    PART FOUR of the workplace Auror AU, in which Svetlana continues to be a bad bitch in every possible universe.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    part 5?

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    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are teammates, charity co-founders and ex-rivals. They are definitely not dating, and are obviously both super heterosexual.
    It's a new season and Lily (Shane's very real girlfriend, who is definitely not his Captain Ilya Rozanov) has decided to join the group chat for the spouses and partners of Ottawa Centaurs, which Jane (Ilya Rozanov's very real girlfriend, who is definitely not his alternate Captain Shane Hollander) is already a member of.

    What could go wrong?

    ( The sequel to "I just need a quiet place where I can scream how I love you")

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    30 Jun 2026

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