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After a pause, Eddie asked, “You ever think about just… keeping it going?”
Buck blinked. “What, like living together forever?”
A snort filled the air, and Eddie looked half amused and half serious. “I dunno, maybe? Something like that. I mean, look, it’s a new year, right? Anything could happen. But neither of us wanna be alone forever. So, maybe if we’re both still single in a year or whatever, we could just—” he waved a hand vaguely, like he was lassoing the future— ”make it official.”
“Official?” he echoed, head even fuzzier now.
Eddie’s mouth twitched. “Yeah, we could just get married, or something close enough to it."
Buck’s heart tripped over itself.
On New Year's Eve, Buck and Eddie made a drunken pact: if they were both still single in a year, they'd marry each other. They didn't mean to start sabotaging the other's love life to make it happen, but somewhere along the way, that's exactly what they ended up doing.
Now the only question is... how far are they willing to take it?
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Stay. Forever. (I think you should put your bag down, you should never leave) by BalancingTeaCups
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
24 Aug 2025
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Eddie is surprised by how much he loves having Buck as a roommate. Buck is just trying to survive the domesticity while working out Eddie's definitions of "straight" and "platonic."
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Three months later, things are mostly back to normal.
And then there's an accident.
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u/sixcheeselasagna420 • 1h ago
🔞 NSFWAm I (M33) comphet or an impostor???!!!
For the record, I am straight. I think so, anyway. Or I did, all of six hours ago, before my coworkers introduced me to the term ‘comphet’. And now my entire world has kind of spun on its axis and I’m wondering if I’ve been secretly craving dick this whole time.
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OR after breaking up with Tommy, Buck goes on a deep-dive on sexuality. He needs to tell someone about all he learns, of course, and Eddie seems like the best option.
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“So let me get this straight,” Hen says, once she’s stopped laughing at him. “Your nerd crush-”
“-Evan Buckley,” Eddie miserably interjects.
“Your nerd crush,” Hen repeats, waggling her eyebrows. At the kitchen table beside her, Chimney is grinning like Christmas just came early. “Read your drunk tweet and then sent you animal facts via DM?”
or: Buck's a zoologist. Eddie's pretty sure he's in love.
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- Part 1 of zoologist buck
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13 Jun 2026
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ConfusedKid • 1 yr. ago
Hi. I’ve never posted here before but my friends can’t help me so maybe you guys can. I (12M) have kind of been going crazy trying to figure out what is going on with my dad (31M) and his best friend, B (31M).
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Chris's reddit post.
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- Part 2 of make way for Buckling
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12 Jun 2026
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“They just follow it around, copying it and helping it and bothering it so much that it's like, worn down into loving the duckling back and looking out for it.”
“So,” said Eddie, furrowing his brow. “In this scenario, you are—”
“A baby duckling, newly hatched into the world with no idea what’s going on.”
“And I am—”
“The first thing I saw when I opened my eyes.”
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Eddie has no idea how to cope when a temporary case of amnesia causes the return of Buck 1.0. Buck has no clue why his future self hasn't made the moves on his hot best friend. It all goes pretty well, considering.
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- Part 1 of make way for Buckling
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12 Jun 2026
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He was just so . . . so responsible. So caring. So casually competent and effortlessly dependable. Take care of me, Buck wanted to beg. I’ll be so good if you let me stay.
But looking at Buck and telling him his green toothbrush sat in a cup next to Eddie’s blue one—that felt like he was admitting to something.
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“You think we should have sex?” Eddie clarified — still in that slow, deliberate tone, like any sudden movement would cause the ceiling to cave in around them.
Buck rolled his eyes. “I mean…not for real.”
“Okay. So you think we should have fake sex."
“Yeah, like reading Our Bodies, Ourselves isn’t the same as watching porn, right? It’d be educational sex.”
“Well if it’s educational sex...”
Or: Buck learns that Eddie's never had a prostate orgasm. Clipboard sex ensues.
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11 Jun 2026
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“Hey, Buck?” Christopher says. “How do you know you’re not in love with my dad?”
Buck freezes. A full body clench. “Uh,” he says. “Could you - - I think I - - sorry,” he laughs uncomfortably. “Could you repeat the question?”
“I asked Dad, but now I’m more confused. And you date men, right? But you don’t date Dad. So how do you know you don’t want to date Dad?”
Or, Christopher has some questions. He asks the two worst possible people.
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10 Jun 2026
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Lessons in Sleuthing and Seductions (Intentionally and Very Much Romantically) by shrimprangoon
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
15 Jun 2026
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Buck needs to know what’s in that box.
“Oh no. I know that face,” Eddie sighs. “You’re about to become weird about this, aren’t you?”
“Aren’t you curious about what’s in the box Eddie??”
“Not curious enough to get stabbed.”
Buck ponders the downsides of getting stabbed versus getting answers.
“Buck.”
“No, I know! I know!” he concedes. “I, Even Buck Buckley, promise not to get myself stabbed in the noble pursuit of knowledge.”
meanwhile...
Wife City 💅
Eddie: How do I get Buck to look at me disrespectfully?
Maddie: no
Or: the one where Buck is living in a mystery romcom while Eddie is stuck in horny jail hell.
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- Part 2 of Lessons in Dumbassery
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05 Jun 2026
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They’ll be folding laundry while watching some documentary Eddie isn’t paying attention to and Buck will find a sock that lost its pair and will look at him with those sad baby blue eyes when Eddie says to just throw it out cause he just lost his soulmate Eddie, we can’t just throw him away he’s all alone and Eddie will be hit with the red hot urge to push Buck down onto their dirty carpet and bite his lip until he tastes Buck’s blood on his tongue. Wants to sink his teeth into those shoulders, those biceps, those thighs. Wants to shut Buck up, but not his words, his mind. Wants to pull him so fully into his body that every thought of lonely socks or getting left behind is dust on the wind, until the only sound Buck is capable of making are those breathy little whines that make Eddie feel absolutely feral. -
Lessons in Flirting (Unintentionally and Definitely Not Romantically) by shrimprangoon
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
14 Sep 2025
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Hen sighs. “Something had to be said before you idiots put us in mortal peril.”
“I’d never do anything to jeopardize our safety on a job! You know that Hen.”
“Maybe not on purpose,” Chim chimes in, “but, see, the thing is, when you flirt with our Buck, his brain turns off. He just bluescreens.”
“You’re flustering the poor boy, Eddie,” Hen adds. “And it’s making him dumb.”
“-er,” Chim adds.
“Wha- Buck isn’t flustered.”
Eddie is flustered. His face feels hot. He takes another sip of his coffee to give his hands something do to, but that only makes him feel warmer. Shit.
Hen levels him with the most deadpan look. “Last week he walked into a stop sign after you called him ‘big boy’ on a call.”
Eddie nearly spits out his coffee.
Or: the one where Eddie subconsciously flirts with Buck without realizing and Buck is actively trying not to have a heart attack at work about it
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- Part 1 of Lessons in Dumbassery
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05 Jun 2026
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5, 6
Glimpses break through anyway, every one a hot nail pressed hard into his heart—Buck cooking dinner for the 118 as Eddie scrambles around their house making sure everything is perfect, drinking coffee in the car as he drives them both to work, going home together after every shift, wiping tears from Eddie’s cheek as they watch Chris head off to college, arguing over paint colours, arguing over laundry, laughing over unhinged calls and holding each other close after bad ones, getting old, knees aching and backs giving and faces wrinkling with smile lines because every fucking day they get to wake up and the first thing they see is each other. -
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Eddie: Did you just send me an email??
Buck: yeah lol
Eddie: Why…
I dont think you’ve ever emailed me actual words before. Just stuff to print when your printer is broken
Buck: did you read it?
Eddie: Not yet
Too busy trying to figure out why the fuck you’re emailing me
Buck: just read it dude 🙄
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03 Jun 2026
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03 Jun 2026
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On the screen, the camera pans down as they introduce the contestants. Mary, on her 3rd day winning streak, is a dowdy teacher type. Center stage is occupied by a graying man with loopy handwriting named Auggie. And all the way to the right is…
Evan.
Damn.
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One night when Eddie can't sleep, he discovers the hottest Jeopardy contestant of all time (objectively). With the "help" of his team and his fairly good working knowledge of Twitter, they devise a plan to get Evan (from Jeopardy) to slide into Eddie's DMs. It works surprisingly well.
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01 Jun 2026
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“In the event of their untimely death,” the lawyer tells him, “the McCallums listed you as the legal guardian of their daughter.”
Well. That doesn’t clear things up in the slightest. “They have a daughter?”
“Yes. Cassandra. She’s three.”
Before he’s even begun to process that, Buck blurts out, “And they chose me?”
In which Buck becomes the guardian of the daughter he never knew he had. Together, they discover what happiness truly means to them.
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- Part 1 of what a heart can do
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u/chris_skywalker • 57dmy (m13) dad’s best friend (m31) is dating an ugly old hag when he should be dating my dad (m33)
where do i even start omg…
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OR Christopher takes out his frustrations with Buck and Eddie on Reddit.
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- Part 1 of reddit fics <3
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22 May 2026
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where nothing bleeds by interstellarisms
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Apr 2026
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Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.
What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.
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Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.
UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!
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12 May 2026
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little fires all the time by okayantigone
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 May 2021
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izuku knows he can't be a hero. even all might said so. and therefore -
“is there… a job i can do, where i don’t have to disclose my quirkless status?” he asks.
“well,” the guidance counsellor says, “i mean, government employees don’t normally disclose their quirk status. it could pose a security risk. so if you wanted to go into civil service…”
and so, izuku starts an internship at the hero public safety commission.
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- Part 1 of the bridges you burn
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05 May 2026
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Double or nothing by SuperLlily
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
09 Apr 2026
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Avery has been acting strange all evening.
Derlord shot Avery an even sharper glare. “You are pink.”
“It’s… my metabolism.” Avery blurted, now even pinker. “Digestion is a very colorful process for me.”
“Right. Of course.” Derlord huffed.
D3rlord3 concludes that he’s dying. It’s obviously the only logical conclusion. Avery is dying and he’s hiding it from D3rlord3 so that he won’t worry. Right?
Thankfully, The King comes in clutch and helps D3rlord3 read Avery’s mind to confirm the truth…
(Emphasis on the inappropriate use of mind reading tag)
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- Part 2 of SuperLlily’s nsfw sfawtde
- Part 1 of Double or nothing series
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03 May 2026
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Should have known by SuperLlily
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game)
26 Dec 2025
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Where Avery is deceptively strong due to his sky wars training and it awakens something in Derlord. Avery thinks it’s fear…
Spoiler alert. He’s terribly wrong.
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- Part 1 of SuperLlily’s nsfw sfawtde
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03 May 2026