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Lily texts the wrong number. Narcissa can't stop replying.
or, the Lily/Narcissa text fic we have ALL been waiting for!
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Narcissa Black does not have crushes. They just don’t happen to her. That is, until she meets Lily Evans. /// or: the one where lily and narcissa meet at a party, get off to a rocky start, but eventually work through their problems and FALL IN LOVE!
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Sirius didn't plan on spending his summer elbow-deep in churro grease, dodging rigged carnival games, or developing a deeply inconvenient crush on the moody park manager. Remus hates him anyway. Probably. Maybe.
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05 Jun 2026
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At five-years old, Remus Lupin is kidnapped by Pirate Captain Fenrir Greyback and thrown aboard a ship full of thieves and murderers. Over the years, Remus earns his reputation as a formidable navigator - never speaking in public, and always keeping his face covered by a mask.
One thing is certain: there is no one who hates Remus more than wealthy aristocrat, Sirius Black.
When Remus flees Greyback's ship and tries to forge a new life for himself, it's just his luck that Sirius finds him there too. But Sirius has never seen Remus' face. He doesn't know of Remus' true identity - that 'Moony' is the same pirate he considers his enemy.
To survive, Remus must hide who he really is, even if it means suffering the company of a man he'd rather kill.
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28 May 2026
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Dulce Et Decorum Est (Pro Amor Mori) by nicodiangelol, SevenSidedStories
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Feb 2025
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"Remus Lupin is the winner!"
Remus lifted his eyes to take in the royal family. The queen sat on an ornate chair, looking haughty and cruel with a particular twist to her lips. His gaze drifted to the prince. He was pretty. Remus had expected that. He had the same high cheekbones and arched eyebrows as his mother, with a piercing blue stare. His raven-hair was carefully arranged as it cascaded to his shoulders. He looked too angelic to be involved in the kinds of atrocities his family had committed. But he had been. And Remus would kill all of them for it. But for now, he had to stick to his stupid mission and play nice enough to get picked as their new dog.
He glared up unflinchingly at the man seated in front of him. The announcer cleared his throat and gestured at his face. Remus reached up and peeled off the mask. He spit out the blood in his mouth and made a slight bow.
The announcer made another frantic noise. Balling his fingers into tight fists, he lowered down and dropped on one knee, bowing forward to the man but holding his gaze. "My prince," he muttered through gritted teeth, just loud enough to be heard, "I humbly ask for your favour."
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05 Apr 2026
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Remus barely noticed when James threw his feet in Peter’s lap or Peter hung shamelessly over Sirius’s shoulders when he was hungover, barely cared when they crowded him on the walk to Hogsmeade for warmth, an eight-legged mass of terrible hair and a single overextended scarf.
But right now, Sirius hovering like a shadow ahead of him, Remus noticed. And if he were completely honest with himself, he noticed Sirius every time.
Sirius inhaled like he could draw all of Remus up with it, take him back to the Potters in his lungs, and hugged him.
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18 Feb 2026
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“Know him? Almost every single one of my songs is about him.”
When Sirius Black is fifteen years old, he meets Remus Lupin, a quiet boy with honey eyes and scars that tell a story he won't share. For a boy who dreams of being a musician but can't finish a single song, Remus is a melody he'd get lost in forever just to learn it by heart.
When Remus Lupin is twenty-five years old, he meets Sirius Black again. In a cruel twist of fate, he finds himself helping the man who broke his heart achieve his lifelong dream, leaving Remus with the impossible question: are the songs the world is falling in love with about him?
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In which Sirius and Remus share the same birthday and discover that some melodies are worth waiting six years to hear again.
(A story about love like a wildflower, the scars of time, the sweetness of honey, and the fragile threads of a melody that never fades.)
First Melody: ✓
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02 Feb 2026