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    "Fine, whatever. Love you too, asshole. I hope you enjoy your walk home with your stupid, grainy bread. Taking Nature's Own a little too much to heart, but sure," Dean tells him, flashing him a sarcastic smile and swiveling around in the aisle to march away. He throws out something over his shoulder, careless and barbed. "I'm not paying for that shitty cardboard." 

    Dean's three aisles over when he realizes what, precisely, he said. Thankfully, when he comes to this conclusion, he's holding a box of poptarts, so when he fumbles and drops them to the floor, it's not a huge mess. He stares down at the slightly dented box of Brown Sugar Poptarts, and he has a very swift and very unshakeable crisis right there and then. 

    Love you too, asshole. 

    No, no, no. Why would he say that? Why would he do that? In the middle of the goddamn grocery store while arguing about bread? That's not—that can't be how it happens. That can't be. 

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    17 Jun 2026

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    At the end of the 5-year mission Spock is 'offered' a promotion. He resigns instead, and Kirk spends months regretting his insistence.

    Then Spock reappears on Earth. Everything improves... but oddly, some people in Starfleet Command take exception to Spock's changes. Hopefully talks with the Klingons go well – Spock has been very helpful.

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    21 Mar 2026

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    Spock decides to start utilizing emojis during intraship messaging in an attempt to better communicate with human colleagues.

    Reactions are mixed, but Kirk wholly approves of the results.

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    23 Nov 2025

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    "She caught his attention from the beginning." Elsa was a strange girl - a mystery to be uncovered. Pitch Black saw the potential of darkness and destruction in her, but for the solitary Jack Frost, Elsa was something more - something that pulled at him and drew him on, something impossible and inevitable. She was beautiful and sad, and he loved her before he knew it was too late.

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    22 Oct 2014

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    After a magic mishap, Loki finds himself temporarily stuck in the form of a cat. Tony's beginning to think he might be more of a dog person.

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    30 May 2012